The Best 12 Mann Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mann jokes. There are some mann miller jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mann wagner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mann Jokes and Puns

I took my mannequin to the shop to have some parts replaced...

They charged me an arm and a leg!

Why does Manny Pacquiao hate Spring so much?

Because of May weather.

Do you ever look at a mannequin and think,

Her head looks a bit off

Mann joke, Do you ever look at a mannequin and think,

How manny adhd kids does it take to put in a light bulb?

I dunno wanna ride bikes?

Saw a gravestone yesterday marked 'Eliza'...

Eliza Mann

A mannequin in the store fell over and broke the glass panel..

What a dummy.

On a manned mission to a gas giant, what would be the most important thing to say?

"Excuse me".

Mann joke, On a manned mission to a gas giant, what would be the most important thing to say?

Was macht Frau in Haus von andere Mann?


Just watched my wife leave me because of my obsession with Manfred Mann.

There she was just a-walking down the street.

Manny: How am I supposed to believe you? What's your source?

Google...first link.

I think Manni Pacquaio is gonna win the fight on Saturday

because Floyd won't be able to read him.

You can explore mann sizzle reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean mann herr dad jokes. There are also mann puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What's the most well mannered dinosaur?

A plesiosaur.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mann calligraphy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mann chang piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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