Mankind Jokes
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- Elon Musk lands on mars and steps out of his spaceship ### "It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind," says the ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
- The most toxic substances known to mankind. 1. Arsenic
2. Cyanide
3. Polonium
4. Mercury
5. The League of Legends community - If the average world temperature rises 2 degrees Celsius, mankind is doomed. That is why America measures temperature in Fahrenheit.
- The history of MANKIND is just as mysterious as the word itself. MANKIND is made up of two words, MANK and IND. What do these two words mean? We will never know.
- Trump Tower and Michael Phelps Between michael phelps and Trump Tower, it has been the biggest week for suction cups in the history of mankind.
- Nike names the first Kaepernick shoe... The Kneel Armstrong - inscription on the sole (to be viewed while kneeling of course), that's one small kneel for man, one giant kneel for mankind .
- When neil Armstrong landed on the moon and said "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" What he really said was..." there's no way a cow can jump over this!"
- Today mankind lost their long-standing symbol of unity and hatred. Seven years to be symbolized, and seven days to die. A sad time to be alive! It's like everything has been... Rewinded.
- How is number π like the Bible? Both are believed to contain all the wisdom mankind will ever have.
Most people think that one of them has a proven value. While the other is irrational. - Joke my brother made up: What do you call a drunk ancestor of mankind swerving home? (Only for geographically and historically educated) A Meanderthal
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Mankind One Liners
Which mankind one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mankind? I can suggest the ones about human beings and manhood.
- Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind? He's afraid he'll get double crossed
- Beer is mankind's best invention ever, but the wheel is the most revolutionary.
- Two Borg walk into a holodeck. .. They wanted a simulation of all mankind.
- The term mankind's angel is declared abusive after Taher Shah Just saying
- Did you see the space jump? It was a giant leap for man, and a small step for mankind.
- Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un jump off a cliff. Who wins? Mankind
- Why is it "mankind"? It rolls off the tongue much better than "womancruel"
- Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind? Because he keeps getting tricked by shittymorph
- mankind tried to Make Fire by b**... 2 Rocks together.. All It got was Stone Cold
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RIP Neil Armstrong
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks, including the usual COM traffic between him, the other astronauts, and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, [they found] there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26- year-old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors' bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "o**... s**...? o**... s**... you want? You'll get o**... s**... when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
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Australia should hire WWE wrestlers to enforce sentencing on convicted s**... offenders.
That way we can have Undertaker and Mankind throw Pell in a cell.
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A preacher and a young boy were sitting at a bus stop.
The boy had a bottle of clear liquid and he kept shaking it up, looking at the bubbles. The preacher asked the youngster what he had in the bottle. "Preacher man, this here is the strongest liquid known to mankind, Turpentine!"
The preacher reaching into his vest pocket, "Young man, I beg to differ! This here is holy water! You put some of this on a pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a baby boy!". The boy replied, "Heck preacher, that ain't nothing! You put some of this on a cats a**..., it will pass a motorcycle!"
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Feminists want to replace words like mankind and mailman so that women are also represented.
I am all for this and think that they should start with manipulate.
What if stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?
It'd be a ruined joke.
Noah is on mission from God to gather a pair of each animal
So he journeys far and wide to all the corners in the world to gather them up.
Once he came to Scotland, he told the natives: " Hear me! God is wrathful with mankind! Do gather up a breeding pair of each kind of animal and bring them to me. Once my task is complete, it shall rain for forty days and forty nights and the world will flood!"
The Scotsmen looked at each other and burst out laughing.
Noah, pretty irritated by that, asked: "God will literally wash you from the face of the earth! Why do you laugh?"
To which one Scotsman, snortingly, replied: "Forty days of rain ya say? Laddy, we're at day 75 and still countin'!"
