Manifesto Jokes
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A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat.
- So, you're stating that every women would agree to sell herself?
- Yes.
- Me too?
- Of course.
- And how much do you think I would cost?
- 500 francs.
- What?! Only 500 francs?!
- Here you go - you've already started to negotiate.
I can't understand what the fuss is about the Labour manifesto!
I'd give it full Marx.
I wrote a manifesto for my political party but I think it was too long so I wrote a shorter one...
It's a minifesto
I read the communist manifesto, and I gotta say it wasn't as good as the greatest literary work of all-time...
...the Percy Jackson series.
What do you get when you cross a horse and the Communist Manifesto?
A Trotsky
They say Marxism appeared from nowhere.
Guess it's just a communist manifesto.
What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?
Some day you will be red!
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Why can't you lose your place when reading the Communist Manifesto?
Because every page is book Marxed!
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Having s**... is a lot like communism…
You both give and receive equally, you take turns reading from the communist manifesto, Stalin is there!
What did the Soviets call the spread of communism?
Manifesto destiny
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