The Best 7 Manifest Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Manifest jokes. There are some manifest primitive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these manifest unite puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Manifest Jokes and Puns

What do you call an American's God-given right to fast food?

Manifest Density

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

*^(Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei - 1848)*

Scientists have discovered a Gene that makes women more receptive to threesomes

It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest.

In the 19th century, it was believed that the masses on top of volumes of settlers rightfully occupied North America.

Historians refer to this doctrine as manifest density

Just came up with this be gentle

What do you get when you cross cowboys with communism?

*Manifest destiny*


If dentists believed they had to journey across America to whiten people's teeth...

Would it be called Manifest Crest-iny?

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the manifest ksi jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working manifest historic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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