The Best 13 Manic Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Manic jokes. There are some manic manic depression jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these manic crazy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Manic Jokes and Puns

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

Wife is calling her husband on the cell phone

W: Honey, please drive carefully. TV news just said some crazy manic is driving on the wrong side of the highway

H: ONE??!!! THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THEM!!!!!

My manicurist mother and dentist father didn't like each other...

They fought tooth and nail all the time.

Manic joke, My manicurist mother and dentist father didn't like each other...

What do you call a family member with bipolar that stays still?

A Manic Kin

I'm taking the Manic Street Preachers around rural England.

If they tolerate Diss, then the Chilterns will be next.


What do you call a hairy gay guy with manic depression?

A bipolar bear

Travel advisory: Polar bears visiting the South Pole have been reporting extreme manic depression.

It's not easy being bipolar.

Manic joke, Travel advisory: Polar bears visiting the South Pole have been reporting extreme manic depression.

I used to think I was an OK philosopher but I was pretty self-conscious about it...

...then I had a 2 month manic psychosis, so I guess I must have been doing it right after all.

A man with manic depression buys a heart rate monitor

It was made by Polar

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

What does a manicure shop owner do?

He gives hand jobs for a living.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the manic mad jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working manic lunatic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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