The Best 7 Manic Depression Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Manic Depression jokes. There are some manic depression maniac jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these manic depression compulsion puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Manic Depression Jokes and Puns

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

Hulk Hogan: Doc, I had to struggle through manic-depression all my career!

Therapist: Are you saying you had to wrestle mania?

What do you call a hairy gay guy with manic depression?

A bipolar bear

Manic Depression joke, What do you call a hairy gay guy with manic depression?

Travel advisory: Polar bears visiting the South Pole have been reporting extreme manic depression.

It's not easy being bipolar.

A man with manic depression buys a heart rate monitor

It was made by Polar


Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

Manic Depression joke, Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

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We suggest to use only working manic depression haircuts piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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