The Best 25 Maniac Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Maniac jokes. There are some maniac insane jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these maniac obsessive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Maniac Jokes and Puns

Politics is like driving

No matter which lane you're in, anyone moving faster than you is a maniac and anyone going slower is a moron.

Mr Snail was always being teased by the insects

for being so slow. Eventually, he just couldn't take it anymore and went to the nearest car dealership.

"I want the fastest sports car you have," he told the salesman, "and make sure to paint a huge 'S' on it, so everyone will know its Mr Snail's car!"

So now, every time Mr Snail drives past the insects, speeding like a maniac, all the insects look and say: "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!"

A wife calls her husband driving to work

and says, "Honey be careful. There's a maniac driving on the wrong side of the road on the highway."

He responds, "One maniac? There are hundreds of them."

Maniac joke, A wife calls her husband driving to work

A man is yelling "People, listen to me! I am the son of Satan!" out of the window of a mental asylum.

Another one sticks his head out and yells:

"Don't listen to him, he's a maniac! I don't have a son!"

An elderly couple is taking a Sunday drive on I-80

when the wife gets a call on her new-fangled cell-phone. Her daughter is frantic, "Mom, there is a lunatic driving the wrong way down the road on I-80 near your house!"

The wife turns to her husband and says, "Did you hear that? Some maniac is driving down the wrong side of the road!"

The husband screams, "One lunatic?! There are hundreds of them!"


A Man's Biggest Hope

Most men hope they will marry a nymphomaniac.

The problem is, that after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac is still there.

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Maniac joke, Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Never marry a nymphomaniac

Because after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac doesn't

Studies show that owning a ladder is 10 times more dangerous than owning a gun.

That's why I own 10 guns. In case some maniac trys to come at me with a ladder.

Did you hear about the guy who got caught stealing electric guitars?

He was a Clapton maniac.

A maniac is on the loose after stabbing 6 people with a knitting needle...

Early reports from the police suggest he is following some kind of pattern...

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There was a maniac in town earlier today threatening to splash passersby with acid.

Thankfully, police managed to neutralise him.

I heard over the radio there was a maniac on the loose!

I got so scared I almost missed the pedestrians!

I married a nymphomaniac. Now after 5 years of marriage, the nympho is gone.

And I'm left with the maniac.

I called my wife to tell her to be careful because the news said some maniac was driving down the wrong side of the interstate.

She said it's worse than that, there's hundreds of them.

You know, studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

That's why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!

^(Source: Gravity Falls. Can't find a good clip of the moment)

Maniac joke, You know, studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

old man gets a call from his wife

wife: "stay off the highway. I'm watching the news and there's a maniac driving into oncoming traffic!"

old man: "it's worse than you think! I see hundreds of them!"

What do you call a team-up between a maniac, a random white guy, and the head of the Vatican?

Snapped, Cracker and Pope

As a man drives on the hiwhway he hears some emergency news on the radio

"There is a maniac on the highway driving on the opposite direction. Be very careful" the radio says.

To which the man responds

"Just one? Don't they see?? All them are driving in the wrong direction".


What do you call a gay serial killer

A Homocidal Maniac

All men want to marry a nymphomaniac...

Problem is, after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays

I'd love to meet the maniac that looked at a beehive

And thought, "I bet there's some nice food in there".

How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

Every married man thinks hes married a nymphomaniac before he was married

Then after a few years the nympho disappears and just leaves the maniac

Every guy likes to think he's marrying a nymphomaniac..

Then after the honeymoon, the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.

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