Mani Jokes

Funniest Mani Short Jokes

Short mani jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mani humour may include short plane jokes also.

1. I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask waaaay too many personal questions Like, "who's blood is this", and "where did you get it?"
2. How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They only *talk* about change.
3. How many Alzheimer's patients does it take in to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side
4. How many BuzzFeed workers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Thirteen. But number nine will shock you.
5. Harry Potter has way too many characters... Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.
   
6. A Roman soldier is bragging to his friend: 'You'll never guess with how many women I've slept!' 'Mmm?'
   'Not that many!'
7. I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa. Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
   They bless the rain down in Africa.
8. I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over. You've given me one too many.
   That one is a freebie.
9. A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,572 trees. How do ya know exactly how many? I inquired.
   Easy. I keep a log.
10. My teacher didn't believe me when I said I had 36 pets so I showed her a picture of my fish tank. She freaked out when she saw how many dogs I could fit in there.

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Mani One Liners

Which mani one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mani? I can suggest the ones about story and counter.

1. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
2. I can count on one hand how many times I have been to Chernobyl. It's 14.
3. How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? Why must it be a group activity?
4. Why does France have so many rivers? Water follows the path of least resistance.
5. I couldn't follow the storyline of Stephen King's It Too many Maine characters.
6. How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?
7. My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes It was the end of my Korea
8. How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris? I don't know, it's never been done
9. Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.
10. how many alziemers patients does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side
11. How many "sup dude"s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit fam.
12. Just one. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?
13. How many vegans does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking.
14. Why are there no casinos in Africa? Too many cheetahs.
15. When I was young, I was poor. After many years of hard work, I am no longer young.

Counter Mani Jokes

Here is a list of funny counter mani jokes and even better counter mani puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "You've got a kitchen counter at home, right?" "Yes?"
  "How many kitchens do you have?!"
• When I go into a drug store, the pharmacist is usually high. Why are many drug stores constructed with the area behind the counter a few steps higher than the rest of the store?

Cheerful Fun Mani Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about mani you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean voltage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mani pranks.