Mani Jokes

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Funniest Mani Short Jokes

Short mani jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mani humour may include short eye jokes also.

1. How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
   One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
2. How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Trump says it's changed and his supporters all cheer in the dark.
3. I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask waaaay too many personal questions Like, "who's blood is this", and "where did you get it?"
4. How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They only *talk* about change.
5. How many Alzheimer's patients does it take in to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side
6. How many BuzzFeed workers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Thirteen. But number nine will shock you.
7. How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.
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8. Harry Potter has way too many characters... Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.
   
9. A Roman soldier is bragging to his friend: 'You'll never guess with how many women I've slept!' 'Mmm?'
   'Not that many!'
10. I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa. Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
    They bless the rain down in Africa.

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Mani One Liners

Which mani one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mani? I can suggest the ones about plane and story.

1. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
2. I can count on one hand how many times I have been to Chernobyl. It's 14.
3. How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? Why must it be a group activity?
4. Why does France have so many rivers? Water follows the path of least resistance.
5. I couldn't follow the storyline of Stephen King's It Too many Maine characters.
6. How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?
7. How many Russians does it take to capture Kyiv? Its ok. Putin doesn't know either.
8. My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes It was the end of my Korea
9. German humor is like healthcare Many Americans simply don't get it
10. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? THAT IS NOT FUNNY!
11. How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris? I don't know, it's never been done
12. Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.
13. how many alziemers patients does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side
14. How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.
    Men can be Feminists, too.
15. How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?

Counter Mani Jokes

Here is a list of funny counter mani jokes and even better counter mani puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter.
  That's one too many! says the customer.
  The clerk replies It's a freebie .
• "You've got a kitchen counter at home, right?" "Yes?"
  "How many kitchens do you have?!"
• When I go into a drug store, the pharmacist is usually high. Why are many drug stores constructed with the area behind the counter a few steps higher than the rest of the store?

Cheerful Fun Mani Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about mani you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean counter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mani pranks.