The Best 6 Manholes Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Manholes jokes. There are some manholes economically jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these manholes spiky puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Manholes Jokes and Puns

What do women and roads have in common?

They both have manholes.

Why did the Christian convert quit his job at the sewer company?

Because entering manholes was no longer his thing.

Why do women wear panties?

Because it's the law. The health and safety act of 1974 clearly states:

(4)(b)1: All manholes must be covered when not in use

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

Blind people worry about running into things everyday. What do blind gay men worry about?

Open manholes.


Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the manholes roads jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working manholes triangles piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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