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What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?
Yellow Cake
It's a watered down Manhattan.
Some bars are serving this new drink called the "Hurricane Sandy". It's nothing special, really. It's just a watered down Manhattan.
Essentially, it's a just a watered-down Manhattan.
I asked my bartender for a Hurricane Sandy. She looked confused and asked, "What is that?"
I replied, "A watered down Manhattan."
...........The police are looking into it.
Yeah.. apparently it's just a watered down Manhattan.
The Lower Yeast Side.
It's the bomb.
Just a little cockeyed.
I'll call it Ground Gyro.
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A guy goes to a bar and looks at the drink menu to see if he can try a new cocktail that he never had before. He noticed there is a drink on the menu named "Hurricane Sandy." The guy never heard of it before so he asks the bartender what is it. The bartender replied "It's a watered down Manhattan."
I guess I'm getting Carpool Tunnel syndrome
An R to the C
I wouldn't mind riding one of those. They won't hit anything.
It's just a watered down Manhattan.
I heard it was the bomb.
You fly a plane into the WTC
J-lo Cloths
A double Manhattan on the rocks.
The drink comes and he sees a piece of parsley floating in the glass.
"What in the world is this?"
The bartender says, "Central Park."
"Don't bother going."
"Oh? How come?"
"Their drinks are too expensive. I heard they were charging 24 dollars for a Manhattan.
Mr T Edison has yet to be sentenced
Rong Island.
A bank in Manhattan was robbed by a naked woman yesterday.
"It is likely she'll never be caught" said Police "No one could remember her face."
It's pretty much a watered down Manhattan
But no matter how many ways he tried, he was unable to split it up into any number of equal sized parcels. He asked a realtor if she could help, but the realtor said there was simply no way to do it.
The problem, she said, is that's a piece of prime real estate.
I guess you could say it was man-flattened.
... poor guy!
They're playing their greatest rivals, the Manhattan Refs
she just needed a free ride home
It's pretty much a watered down manhattan
It was designed to make city populations explode
The bartender says
Wow Mr Epstein what'll it be.
If you can make Kit there, you can make Kit anywhere.
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