Manhattan Drink Jokes
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The hurricane Sandy.
A guy goes to a bar and looks at the drink menu to see if he can try a new cocktail that he never had before. He noticed there is a drink on the menu named "hurricane Sandy." The guy never heard of it before so he asks the bartender what is it. The bartender replied "It's a watered down Manhattan."
There's a new drink called the Sandy
It's a watered down Manhattan.
A man walks into a bar and orders a Manhattan.
The drink comes and he sees a piece of parsley floating in the glass.
"What in the world is this?"
The bartender says, "Central Park."
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What was o**... Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan on the rocks.
"A new Indian casino opened up just down the street."
"Don't bother going."
"Oh? How come?"
"Their drinks are too expensive. I heard they were charging 24 dollars for a Manhattan.
An 800 pound gorilla walks into a bar...
he sits down and the bartender looks at him nervously and says, "What'll it be?"
The gorilla says, "I'll have a Manhattan."
The bartender makes him a Manhattan, hands it to him, says "That'll be 14 bucks," and watches him take a drink. He stares nervously for a minute then says to the gorilla, "Sorry to stare, but you know...it's just not something you see every day."
The gorilla takes another drink and replies, "I agree. $14 is a bit much for a Manhattan."
An 800 pound gorilla walks into a bar...
...the bartender, weary of the gorilla, says "what'll it be?"
The gorilla says, "I'll have a Manhattan."
So the bartender serves him up and says, "That'll be $14," and goes back to wiping glasses.
A minute or two later, after thinking about it, the bartender then says to the gorilla, "You know, I gotta say, its kind of odd...I mean, this is not something you see everyday."
The gorilla takes a sip of his drink and says, "I agree, $14 is a bit much for a Manhatten."
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