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45 mango jokes and hilarious mango puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mango that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Mango Short Jokes

Short mango jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mango humour may include short watermelon jokes also.

  1. A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. He asks for a coke and a mango juice for his newt Tiny.
    The bartender asks Why is he called Tiny?
    And the man replies Because he's my newt!
  2. I had to fire my fruit delivery driver today I hate to let the mango but he was driving me bananas
  3. What is the opposite of mango? Womanstay. (One of *the* worst and yet best jokes my dad made. I love him.)
  4. My wife is on a tropical food diet and the house if full of the stuff... It's enough to make a mango crazy.
  5. A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"
  6. Fruits Joke Apple: I look like a Human Heart ---
    Mango: I look like a Stomach ---
    Grapes: I look like Eyes ---
    Banana: I Hate This Game
  7. Usain bolt must be a fruit Have you seen that mango
  8. What do you call a Scottish girl with a fake tan in an Indian restaurant? A mango lassie
  9. Why are all the Filipino women single? Because they don't know where their mangoes
  10. My gay friend really despises of fruit He cannot stand the sight of a mango.

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Mango One Liners

Which mango one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mango? I can suggest the ones about peach and apple fruit.

  1. My boyfriend never gets my fruit puns Perhaps I should let this mango.
  2. What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruit jokes? You let the ManGo!
  3. Tell me a fruit joke... Mangoes in to a bar
  4. Ladies; if he can't appreciate your fruit puns It's time to let this mango.
  5. Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes… You need to let that mango.
  6. A male magician disappeared into a fruit, Where do the mango?
  7. A feminist's favorite fruit? Mango.
  8. In Jamaica, how do you know if a mango is ripe? Pokémon Go!
  9. If you're with a man that doesn't like fruit puns... You gotta let that mango.
  10. What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit? Mango!
  11. What do you call a star wars bounty hunter who loves tropical fruit ? Mango Fett.
  12. What is the opposite of mangoes? Woman comes
  13. What's a feminist's favorite fruit? A mango.
  14. What do you get when you cross an Indian smoothie with a rescue dog? Mango Lassie
  15. Why is a fruit tree like a laxative? They both make a mango!

Mango joke, Why is a fruit tree like a laxative?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about mango can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of mango puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheerful Mango Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about mango you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean fruit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mango prank.

The Two Drunkards

Two drunkards are from their usual drinking spree on their way home when they spot a mango fruit up the tree, they start tossing stones at the fruit to fell it, after what seems like a life time missing the target, one says to the other, ''Maybe it is not even ripe, let me scale up the tree and take a closer look" the other agrees.
He tediously scales up the tree and gently squeezes the fruit to feel if it is ripe, he comes down joyfully to his friend and say "yeap, the fruit is d**... ripe, let's get it".
And they continue tossing the stones to the fruit

Dig it, Man

This cat had eyes to blow jazz, but his chops weren't happening. He climbed out on a ledge for the Big Coda, but just before he was going to step off he heard this other cat down on the street yelling,"Don't jump! There's still hope! Bird lives!" The cat on the ledge says,"Bird? Who's Bird?" The cat on the street said,"Oh, man...go ahead and jump."

The fruit juice diet

A guy walks into a bar and orders just a plain old normal beer. "I couldn't wait to get out of the house and around normal foods and drinks again. My wife started one of those tropical fruit juice diets for the New Year. The house is completely full of the stuff," the guy complains. "It's enough to make a mango crazy."

My uncle once told me to go to the basement and get n**...,

I asked him whether he wanted Mighty Mango or berry Blast.

What's a Scottish t**...'s favourite drink?

Mango Lassi

I've always been fruitless in my attempts to crossbreed a mango and a tangerine, until she showed up...

Apparently it does take two to tango.

What do you say when you see a speedy fruit?

Wow, look at that Mango!

Did you hear about the husband on the tropical fruit diet?

It's enough to make a mango crazy!

Mango joke, Did you hear about the husband on the tropical fruit diet?

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