Manger Jokes
27 manger jokes and hilarious manger puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about manger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Manger Short Jokes
Short manger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The manger humour may include short eater jokes also.
- The lesser-known fourth Wise Man brought baby Jesus the gift of protein powder. It was a whey in a manger.
- Why did the Karen travel to Bethlehem on Christmas Eve? She wanted to speak to the manger!
- Jesus had a twin that was abducted shortly after birth In other words, there was doppelganger stranger danger in the manger.
- Did you hear about the board game which traps you in a mystical world of French cuisine from which you must eat you way out? It's called "Je manger."
- How did Mary and Joseph know.. How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg? Cause they had a weigh in the manger.
- There was no room at the inn. Joseph and Mary were really furious. What they need is manger management.
- The three wise men came to the manger with gifts for baby Jesus. They brought gold and frankincense... But wait, there's myrrh!
- OC: Why wouldn't Jesus Christ have been born if Google Chrome existed 2000 years ago? Because there would've been no more RAM in the Task Manger.
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Manger One Liners
Which manger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with manger? I can suggest the ones about diner and feed.
- A Karen went to Bethlehem. She asked to see the manger.
- How did Mary know that Jesus weighed 7 lbs 6 oz? Because there was a weigh in the manger.
- (As it's Advent now:) Karen goes to Bethlehem She demands to see the manger.
- How did they know Jesus was 7lb 6 when he was born? A weigh in a manger.
- A karen walks up to a stable in Bethlehem and says... ...I demand to speak to the manger!
- My manger said I need some micromanaging. He doesn't even look remotely like Mike Rowe.
- What do you call a road to Bethlehem Highway to the manger zone
- I Am In A Manger And Mary Is About To Give Birth What Incarnation
- Lunch today was to die for. Sesame seed baguette from Pret a Manger.
- How did they know Jesus was 7lb 8oz when he was born? There was a weigh in the manger.
- Jesus was such a player.... ...he was laid in a manger
- What song did the three wise men sing? Highway to the manger zone.
- What do you call a manger full of n**... people? A n**...-tivity scene!
Uproarious Manger Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about manger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean meal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make manger pranks.
Three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger...
One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ" he exclaimed.
Joseph said: "Write that down, Mary. It's better than Wayne."
An old Jewish man walked in to a hotel...
and asked to rent a room. The clerk said, "Sorry, no vacancies." The man pointed at a couple who were checking out and asked, "What about their room?"
"Sorry," the clerk said, "this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
The old man, looking to have a little fun, said "What makes you think I'm a Jew? I'm actually Catholic."
The clerk says, "Catholic, eh? Tell me then, did God have a son?"
"Sure," the old Jew says, "Name of Jesus."
"And where was He born?"
"In Bethlehem, in a manger."
"And why was He born in a manger?" pressed the clerk.
"Because a s**... like you wouldn't rent him a room!"
A guy walks into a hotel
He asks at the front desk for his reservation .
The manager asks about his details and then gives him the key.
The guest then takes his room key and goes into the elevator.
After half an hour he comes back and angrily complains the manger that he couldn't find his room
The manager calmly replies," Well what did you expect when you booked room 404?."
