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Only 50,000 BC kids will get this

Ugga: Ung b**... uhh mang b**... tankun ung
b**...: Nanga uhh ung tangung uhh...unganun
Ugga: Inga b**... langa ung ugg Ugga?
b**...: Ung b**... uhh tangung angu OOK OOOOOK

My manger said I need some micromanaging.

He doesn't even look remotely like Mike Rowe.

A mango told an apple "I love you"

Actually it was a passionfruit, not a mango

I Am In A Manger And Mary Is About To Give Birth

What Incarnation

A Sailor stands at the bar having a drink, swaying back and forth.

A Mexican man notices this, approaches the sailor and asks him'
"Ey, Mang, why you move'n back n' forth like that?"
The sailor responds "Well, I spend the past 20 years on a Naval ship at sea. I suppose my body just got used to motion"
The Mexican man replies "Okay mang, but I got thirteen kids, you don't see me a walkin' like this" (Swinging hips back and forth)

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I was mangled by a bear I encountered in the woods.

His name was r**.... Nice guy. We are going out for drinks on Friday.

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Why was the Manganese Hydroxide sent to prison?

it's cause he was *Charged* with as**salt** and *battery*

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