The Best 21 Maneuver Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Maneuver jokes. There are some maneuver volunteer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these maneuver feat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Maneuver Jokes and Puns

A woman was watching her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach

Thinking he was trying to weigh less with maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that is going to help." "Sure it will," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers..

what do bad sex and the heimlich maneuver have in common?

Both start out with lots of excitement, but then everyone is just relieved when its over

A friend of mine died last friday, while drinking his martini

It's on that day I learnt an important lesson:

Though laughter is the best medicine, in certain situations the Heimlich maneuver may be more appropriate.

Maneuver joke, A friend of mine died last friday, while drinking his martini

Pregnant With Doubt

When the sergeant told our new commander that his driver could not participate in an upcoming field maneuver because she was pregnant, the enraged commander demanded to know just how pregnant she was.

The sergeant's reply: Completely, sir.

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course


Quick! Does anyone know the Heimlich maneuver?

England just choked.

The inventor of the Heimlich maneuver has died at the age of 96.

Ironically enough, everyone at his funeral was choking back tears.

Maneuver joke, The inventor of the Heimlich maneuver has died at the age of 96.

Gave my wife the Heimlich maneuver.

I'm running out of ideas for birthday gifts.

If someone fails while attempting the Heimlich maneuver...

...is it fair to say he choked?

Have you heard of the sexual maneuver called the "reverse Trump?"

No, seriously, I need to reverse what he did to me.

The guy that invented the heimlich maneuver died today...

needless to say I'm a little choked up

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The Heimlich Maneuver always sounded like a power combo.

⬅️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️🅰️🅱️

What is the opposite of the choke hold in wrestling?

The Heimlich maneuver

In California, what do you do to someone choking at Disneyland?

You perform the Anaheimlich Maneuver

Thank you

Henry Heimlich, the inventor of the Heimlich maneuver, passed away today.

People are all choked up about it.

Chris Martin preformed a cheap maneuver in football without remorse

It was a cold play

Maneuver joke, Chris Martin preformed a cheap maneuver in football without remorse

Two enemy generals meet after battle

General 1: This crazy maneuver earlier was quite unfair ...

General 2: Relax, Dude. It's just a flank, foe!

Henry Heimlich, inventor of the Heimlich maneuver, died today at 96.

Now I'm getting all choked up and it can't be helped.

How do you stop a dog from choking?

Give him the hindlick maneuver.


How do you help someone choking on nerve gas?

Give 'em the Heinrich Maneuver.

I almost got hit by a car today, but due to a swift maneuver I was able to not get hit.

It was a Dodge.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the maneuver knees jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working maneuver manoeuvre piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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