Maneating Jokes
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So was at a bar last night and saw this fat chick wearing a shirt that said, "caution, I'm a maneater".
I walked up to the girl and timidly said, "excuse me, Miss... about your shirt"
She interrupted me before I could continue and furiously shouted; "Oh let me guess, you're here to make a comment about how I'm so fat and how I actually eat men.. I can't help my weight you know. I have feelings too and your comments can really hurt."
I looked at her, confused and said; "That's actually not what I was going to say at all."
"Oh.." she replied as a smile started to come across her face. "What were you going to say?"
"That's not how you spell manatee."
What do you call a man-eating tiger?
A tiger.
I was on the beach with my ex-wife.
She said, "Why don't you go out for a swim in the water?"
"I'm not going out there," I said. "There are man-eating sharks out there."
She said, "You'll be fine then."
dat hyphen
A man eating fish
was saved by a hyphen from
a man-eating fish
(you might have heard it before but its new to me)
Where's the safest place to keep a Man-eating toilet?
The women's room.
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