The Best 4 Maneating Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Maneating jokes. There are some maneating creature jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these maneating fish puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Maneating Jokes and Puns

What do you call a man-eating tiger?

A tiger.

I was on the beach with my ex-wife.

She said, "Why don't you go out for a swim in the water?"

"I'm not going out there," I said. "There are man-eating sharks out there."

She said, "You'll be fine then."

dat hyphen

A man eating fish
was saved by a hyphen from
a man-eating fish

(you might have heard it before but its new to me)

Where's the safest place to keep a Man-eating toilet?

The women's room.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the maneating consumption jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working maneating plane piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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