Mane Jokes
28 mane jokes and hilarious mane puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mane that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready to roar with laughter with these hilarious jokes about manes! From Dhananjay Mane's lion mane to the hair of horses and even TOMs, we've got you covered with puns and hilarious mane-inspired jokes that will keep you in stitches!
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Funniest Mane Short Jokes
Short mane jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mane humour may include short counter mani jokes also.
- Why does the lion say I'm the king of the jungle ? Because he has mane character syndrome
- Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
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Mane One Liners
Which mane one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mane? I can suggest the ones about man u and maintenance man.
- What do you call a balding lion in a Chinese restaurant? Low mane.
- A good hair pun Is a mane zing
- When the gladiators fought lions it was always the mane event
- Did you hear about that new club for lions? It's called "The Mane Event".
- What does Gucci Mane say to get people to move out of his way? Scooch
- A horse is getting brushed by his owner, The horse is like "You my mane man".
- What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A tiger has the mane part missing. - What do you call a show full of lions?
The mane event. - Why do lines have such big hair floofs? Because it's there mane purposes in life.
- What do you call a psycho lion? A mane-iac!
Ha ha ha... Ha.. Ha.. Heh. *sigh* - What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese? Gruyèauuuurrrrrrrrrr
- That's some good sheeeet mane... ...you can tell by the high thread count
- What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have? Lo mein.
- Can Eddy cut a new hamster mane? No, but we're dailin' Tim as a Jew sits for my aunt.
- What do you call a Chinese man's p**... hair? His low- mane
Silly & Ridiculous Mane Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about mane you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean man language jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mane pranks.
A farmer was having trouble telling his horses apart.
"I have two horses that I can't tell apart," he tells his friend. "Is there any way you can help me?"
"Shave the mane off one horse," his friend said. "Then you'll know the difference between them."
The farmer did as he was told, but after some time the mane grew back and he couldn't tell the difference anymore.
"This time, give one of them a small cut on its leg," said his friend. "Then you can tell it apart from the other."
The farmer did this again, but the other horse ran into a thorn bush and got a similar cut on its leg.
"Measure their height," said his friend. "One of them must definitely be a bit taller than the other."
The farmer tried it out, and it worked. Ecstatic, he ran back to his friend's house.
"It worked!" he yelled. "The black one is two inches taller than the white one!"
A farmer couldn't tell his two horses apart...
...so he tried cutting the tail off one horse. This was no good because the tail grew right back. Then he cut the mane off the other horse. This didn't work either, because the mane grew back. Finally he measured them and found that the white horse was two inches taller than the black horse.
As a reward for winning a race, a young stallion was put in a compound with a beautiful female zebra.
As the next day dawned, the keeper ran to see how the stallion had made out and was chagrined to see him leaning up against a tree. His mane was disheveled, his body covered in welts from angry hooves, and he had two giant black eyes. Astounded, the keeper asked what had happened.
The stallion said, "I spent the whole night trying to take off her pajamas."
I'm directing a film...
... And starring in it, as a shaggy groundskeeper from Northern New England who leads midnight raids on the estate's garden.
I'm the main character, mane caretaker, Maine carrot-taker.
What do you call a northeastern US state's principle dish, consisting of a small puffy Chinese dog and fried vegetables and noodles, wrapped around a lion's neck?
Maine's main chow chow chow mein mane
