Mandy Jokes
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Dave took his wife Sheila and her sister Mandy away for a weekend in the caravan.
"Any chance of a b**...?" Dave whispered to his wife when they were in bed.
"For f**...'s sake, Dave!" she hissed, "Mandy's in the bed over there!"
"Good point," he said, "Mandy? Any chance of a b**...?"
Little Timmy and Little Mandy were playing together at the kindergarten.
Timmy says to Mandy, When we're older, let's get married!
Mandy turns to him and says, I'm sorry Timmy, I like you and all, but I'm not allowed to marry you.
Why not? asks Timmy.
Because in my family, we have a tradition of only marrying each other. It's gone back generations.
Timmy is stunned. You only marry within your family?
Mandy replies, Yeah. My mom with my dad, my grandpa with my grandma, my uncle with my aunt…
Bob the cactus is talking to his wife, Mandy.
Mandy says: "You're so selfish. You have to remember that it's cact-US."
Bob responds: "Actually, the plural of cactus is catc-I."
In a world where you get what rhymes with your name... Candy for Mandy. Cats for Matt...
Poor Nick...
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