The Best 5 Mandolin Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mandolin jokes. There are some mandolin handel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mandolin fiddle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mandolin Jokes and Puns

A girl asked if I play any Indian instruments.

I told her I play mandolin, violin and cello. Close, but no sitar.

Why did the harp punch the mandolin?

It called him a lyre.

A mandolin...

...is a shoe-string instrument.

I said "Hello" to a guitar earlier and it spoke back to me in Chinese

I said "Sorry I don't speak Mandolin"

What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mandolin clarinet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mandolin woodwind piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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