Mandela Jokes

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Funniest Mandela Short Jokes

Short mandela jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mandela humour may include short nelson mandela jokes also.

1. bill Clinton tried to cheer up Hillary this morning. He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until after he had served 27 years in prison.
2. There is still hope for for Hillary Clinton Nelson Mandela became President after 27 years in prison.
3. To Hillary supporters, don't give up hope! Nelson Mandela served 27 years in prison before becoming President.
4. Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison.
5. It's been a long time since anyone talked about the Mandarin Effect What? What do you mean it's the *Mandela* effect?
6. Growing up, this so-called Mandela Effect didn't exist. Or at least, that's how I remember it.
7. How did Nelson Mandela do laundry while in prison? He used one part water, a part corn starch, and a part Tide.
8. What is the difference between Donald Trump and Nelson Mandela? Mandela went to jail before becoming President.
9. The Mandela Effect walks into a bar But I vividly remember him walking into a grocery store...
10. The minute the great man dies, cryogenics should be employed until a cure is found for old age and chest problems... Freeze Nelson Mandela!

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Mandela One Liners

Which mandela one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mandela? I can suggest the ones about mahatma and nelson.

1. Both Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker Died at 95
2. Mandela walks into a bar.... But I could have sworn it is a restaurant
3. Y'know, I could have sworn South Africa had apartheid. Is this the Mandela Effect?
4. What's black and slides down Nelson's column? Winnie Mandela.
5. What is Nelson Mandela's favorite snack? Apartheid pods
6. I hate spiders! I beat a black widow once Now im not allowed near Winny Mandela anymore
7. A feminist problem Why Nelson Mandela ? Why not Neldaughter Womandela ?
8. What do Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in Common? They`re both dead and black.
9. Mandela dead at 95. Respect. That's 5mph faster than Paul Walker.
10. So I heard that the leader of the Monkees died recently... R.I.P. Nelson Mandela

Nelson Mandela Jokes

Here is a list of funny nelson mandela jokes and even better nelson mandela puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the sign language translator at Nelson Mandela's f**...? Neither did his audience.

Hilarious Mandela Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about mandela you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean column jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mandela pranks.