The Best 12 Mandela Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mandela jokes. There are some mandela woom jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mandela mahatma puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mandela Jokes and Puns

Bill Clinton tried to cheer up Hillary this morning.

He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until after he had served 27 years in prison.

There is still hope for for Hillary Clinton

Nelson Mandela became President after 27 years in prison.

To Hillary supporters, don't give up hope!

Nelson Mandela served 27 years in prison before becoming President.

Mandela joke, To Hillary supporters, don't give up hope!

Cheer up Hillary Clinton.

Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison.

Both Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker

Died at 95


It's been a long time since anyone talked about the Mandarin Effect

What? What do you mean it's the *Mandela* effect?

How did Nelson Mandela do laundry while in prison?

He used one part water, a part corn starch, and a part Tide.

Mandela joke, How did Nelson Mandela do laundry while in prison?

What is the difference between Donald Trump and Nelson Mandela?

Mandela went to jail before becoming President.

The Mandela Effect walks into a bar

But I vividly remember him walking into a grocery store...

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

I hate spiders! I beat a black widow once

Now im not allowed near Winny Mandela anymore

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The minute the great man dies, cryogenics should be employed until a cure is found for old age and chest problems...

Freeze Nelson Mandela!

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