Mandate Jokes

Funniest Mandate Short Jokes

Short mandate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mandate humour may include short dictate jokes also.

1. The Government is mandating that I set my clocks back before I go to bed tonight, but I'm going to do MY OWN research, thank you very much. My clocks, my choice.
2. My buddy said that since both our wives were out of town, we absolutely had to go out to dinner and catch a movie together. It was a mandate.
3. As Northern Germans, we really struggle with the six feet distance mandate ... Hopefully we can go back to our usual 10 feet distance after being vaccinated.
4. City officials required all their male employees to socialize with male coworkers after work once a week. They issued a government mandate.
5. What do you call it when President Obama What do you call it when President Obama and Joe Biden talk shop over a nice dinner?
   A government man-date.
   Boom. I'll be here all night.
6. How are two gay guys who are perfect for each other similar to an Ancient Chinese Emperor? They both had a mandate from heaven.
7. What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay? One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.
8. TIL that there is a federal law that mandates more jail time be given for breaking and entering a home on a holiday. It's called the Santa Clause
9. Two gay guys went out for a night on the town without any cash. It was an unfunded mandate.
10. Did you hear about the time Donald Trump made James Comey have lunch with him? I heard it was a presidential man-date.

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Mandate One Liners

Which mandate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mandate? I can suggest the ones about commandments and duty.

1. What is a government mandate? When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
2. What do you call a gay business meeting? A mandate :3
3. What do you call a gay wedding in a courthouse? A court mandate.
4. What is it called when the government forces two guys to go to dinner? A mandate
5. Why did the chicken cross the road To comply with the 6ft social distancing mandate
6. The Chinese emperor went out on a guys night. It was the man-date of heaven.
7. Why did the two guy friends hang out every week? Because it was a mandate.
8. What is the official order allowing gay couples called? A *mandate*
9. What do you call it when homosexual congressmen have lunch together? A Federal Mandate
10. What's it called when Obama and Paul Ryan meet up for dinner? A government mandate.
11. What do you call it when two gay men are required to go out on a date? A mandate.

Silly & Ridiculous Mandate Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about mandate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean command jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mandate pranks.