Mandarin Jokes
43 mandarin jokes and hilarious mandarin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mandarin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A lighthearted collection of Mandarin jokes to brighten your day! Including jokes about mandarin oranges, Mandarin Chinese and all its dialects, manganese, clementines, and Shanghai. Whether you're a fan of puns, riddles or jokes, you'll find something to make you smile!
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Funniest Mandarin Short Jokes
Short mandarin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mandarin humour may include short chinese language jokes also.
- I bought a bunch of oranges and spelled "hi" with them. I was then told that was *not* how you say "HI" in Mandarin....
- I'm trying to become bilingual Does anyone know how to say "this is a pretty small orange" in mandarin?
- My friend proposed to his girlfriend She is Chinese. So he learned to ask her in Mandarin. When she answered, he stared at her blankly.
He forgot to learn the words "yes" & "no". - It's been a long time since anyone talked about the Mandarin Effect What? What do you mean it's the *Mandela* effect?
- I learned a lot of Mandarin in just one semester! Though I could have sworn the syllabus said "Calculus 2".
- An orange walks into a bar and asks for a drink... The bartender looks at the orange and says " sorry I don't speak mandarin"
- Why are there few cases of transgender men in China? Because they're happy with the Mandarin.
- A couple decided to adopt a child from China They started learning mandarin so he could understand them when he's older
- So...I'm a former American, officially Chinese now. I was adopted by a Mandarin family and they gave me a family name.
I'm Tso Fat. - What is Iron Man when he bumps into Mandarin at EDC Stark raving mad
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Mandarin One Liners
Which mandarin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mandarin? I can suggest the ones about chinese english and china man.
- Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ? because he didn't know Mandarin
- What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating amanda out
- What did one orange say to the other orange? Do you speak Mandarin?
- I spent the last year learning mandarin Now I peel real fast
- I dislike how Mandarin is romanized But that's just my o-pinyin
- What did the apple say to the orange? Sorry, I don't speak mandarin.
- What's better than eating a mandarin?? Eating Amandaout
- What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating A mandaout
- What do you call a Chinese orange? A Mandarin
- What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin? I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.
- What language do Oranges speak? Mandarin
- What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating a manda-out.
- What does a drunk orange do? Speaks mandarin.
- Whats better than eating a mandarin? Eating a mandarout
- Why didn't the cat listen to the man? He spoke Mandarin instead of Cattonese
Mandarin Orange Jokes
Here is a list of funny mandarin orange jokes and even better mandarin orange puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do a mandarin and a Mandarin have in common? Both turn bright orange when you pick them!
- I'm fluent in Mandarin said the orange.
Heartwarming Mandarin Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about mandarin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean china jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mandarin pranks.
A couple who work in the circus go to an adoption agency.
Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 50 ft motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied.
They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"
I wasted my life
I fear I've wasted my life. I spent years and years learning Latin, Spanish, Mandarin, and Swahili but it turns out I just misheard my uncle when I though he told me "girls love a cunning linguist".
TIL that while little is known about the Tiananmen Square "Tank Man," many eyewitnesses claim that he was actually run over shortly after the famous footage was taken. Indeed, the Mandarin nickname for this folk hero is "The Lobster"...
...because he was a crushed Asian.
One day, a merchant set up a sign in front of his stall: "Mandarins - $500 each"
A man comes up and asks the merchant:
"Why are they so expensive? No one's going to pay that much for a mandarin!"
The merchant replies:
"You don't know how much I spent on forging his working visa"
