The Best 8 Manda Jokes

Following is our collection of Manda jokes which are very funny. There are some manda feels jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these manda orange puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Manda Jokes and Puns

What does the Mandalorian say after he starts a new diet to gain more muscle?

This is the whey.

We had a mandatory meeting at work today

Tory and Amanda weren't even there!!!!

For someone who's name is Amanda Victoria

A nickname is Manda Tory

The Mandalorian visited the Dr

The Mandalorian visited the Dr and they got into an argument because Mando wouldn't take his armor off when he got on the scale. He pointed to the scale and said, "this is the weight." The know it all doctor pointed to the armor and said, "no this is the weight." The nurse was called to show Mando the way to the room so he could cool off. Mando asked how long it would take, she said they were behind today and if could be a while, and before he got angry again she looked him dead in the mask, and pointedly said, "this is the wait! I have spoken."

Mandalorian Stormtrooper joke!

It’s a known fact that Stormtroopers can’t shoot to save their lives. The Mandalorian acknowledges it while stormtroopers pass time by shooting at a tin can. And they miss it every time.

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

"Of course I have a mandate!" Donald Trumpler shrieked at reporters.

"Master Putin is picking me up tonight for dinner and dancing."

How Mandark feels after his constipation is finally over?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the manda mande jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working manda stormtrooper piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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