Manchester United Jokes
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- What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ? A triangle has three points
- Teacher : Do you know the reason Manchester United lost to arsenal ? Student : Manchester United lost because their defenders were Young, Small and Blind
- I tired to make a joke about Manchester United's Munich Air Disaster. But it didn't land well.
- If Manchester United was a women's team, what would it have been called? Womenbreaster Divided
- What does Prince Andrew, Manchester United & the black eyed peas have in Common? It all went to s**... when fergie left.
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Manchester United One Liners
Which manchester united one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with manchester united? I can suggest the ones about man city and man u.
- Why did.. Q : Why did Manchester United go to Stamford Bridge?
A : Four Nothing - What is next best apple product for manchester united fans Ibra
- Manchester United were playing a match Their manager was Jose Mourinho.
Hahahahaha. - When Manchester United played last night.... I was happy with only one man. Only Juan.
- manchester united vs hull city live discussion
- whats a feminist least favorite football team? MANchester united
- Sportsnet (*&(*World Now Match Manchester United vs Tottenham live soccer
- If you're a Manchester United fan You can now justify searching for Young Boys online.
- What do you call a gay guy who supports Manchester United? A Man fan!
- Whats the antonym of Manchester United? WomanBreastsR Divided
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3 soccer players, one plays for Manchester United, one for Liverpool and one for Arsenal, are lost in the desert.
They come across a dead camel and are having trouble deciding who gets what? So the guy from Manchester says, well since I'm from ManCHESTer, i'll get the chest. The player from liverpool goes, well in that case I'll eat the LIVER. Then guy from ARSEnal says...i'm not hungry....
I've just been arrested by police investigating match fixing.
They executed search warrants at my home and office, seized my computer, laptop and mobile phone, and froze my bank account.
All I did was go into my local bookies and put a £5 bet on Manchester United to win.
English Football joke.
A policeman stops a suspected drunk driver and asks him to take a
breath test, the driver pulls out a medical card which says 'this man
is asthmatic please do not take his breath.'
So the policeman asks him to take a blood test, the man then
pulls out another card which read 'this man is anemic, please
do not take his blood'. Finally the police, getting p**... off asks
him to take a u**... test, finally the man pulled out his
Manchester United season ticket which read 'this man is a
Manchester United fan, please do not take the p**....
(Edit works with other teams as well.)
*David Beckham* gets in a taxi at Dublin airport.
He notices the driver staring at him insistently in the rearview mirror.
After 5 minutes the taxi driver asks, Ok. At least give me a hint"
David Beckham sighs and says I had a brilliant career at Manchester United, married one of the Spice Girls and played for more than 100 times for England's national team. Enough?"
Driver replies: No, you eejit! Where are we going??
