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Hilarious Manc Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What is a good manc joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do Manchester girls use for protection during s**...?

A bus shelter.

Why did..

Q : Why did manchester united go to Stamford Bridge?
A : Four Nothing

How are manchester city and Oscar Pistorius similar?

They lost both legs, but still managed to get four shots on target.

Manchester United were playing a match

Their manager was Jose Mourinho.
Hahahahaha.

When Manchester United played last night....

I was happy with only one man. Only Juan.


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