The Best 6 Manatees Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Manatees jokes. There are some manatees fish jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these manatees genus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Manatees Jokes and Puns


A Spanish sailor and a French sailor are talking at a port bar together. The French sailor tells the Spanish sailor that he's been hearing stories of mermaids from the English sailors. The Spanish sailor says that mermaids are just a myth and the English just mistook manatees for mermaids. The French sailor asks how could you mistake a manatee for a mermaid? The Spanish sailor responds "Have you seen English women?"

I am starting a sanctuary for oversized marine mammals.

It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.

Manatees come in all sorts of shades and hues

Oh the hue manatee

If Jimmy Carter and Jimmy Buffet teamed up for a Charity...

It should be called 'Habitat For You Manatees ' .

I am thinking of starting a charity to build domains four large aquatic animals.

I'd call it Habitat for Huge Manatees.

My wife is as graceful as a sea mammal in the water

What?like a dolphin?

No more like a manatees

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the manatees pygmies jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working manatees cetacean piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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