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and she said, "I've always wanted to get a manatee." I said, "That's very kind of you. I will take it with two sugars."
Her t shirt said "watch out I'm a man eater!"
I went up to her and said " excuse me, love ... About your t shirt slogan."
She interrupted me and angrily snapped " oh let me guess: you want to know how many man I've eaten? Well, you know what, I can't help my size."
I said "Actually, no, I wasn't going to say that at all. "
She looks happier and smiled as she said "Oh yes, what did you what to say then?"
"That's not how you spell manatee."
Man a tee shirt would be nice
I walked up to her, shot her a grin and she told me "Let me guess, you've got a joke about how many men I've eaten?"
I simply told her she spelled manatee wrong.
He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."
A Spanish sailor and a French sailor are talking at a port bar together. The French sailor tells the Spanish sailor that he's been hearing stories of mermaids from the English sailors. The Spanish sailor says that mermaids are just a myth and the English just mistook manatees for mermaids. The French sailor asks how could you mistake a manatee for a mermaid? The Spanish sailor responds "Have you seen English women?"
A boyatee
It was a crime against Hugh's manatee.
She said, "I want to get a manatee."
"That's very generous," I replied, "I take it with two sugars."
I just laughed and said, "Two sugars, please."
Oh the huge manatee!
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What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!
manatee
What's the best kind of tea overall?
thirs-tea
He forgot to drink his manatee.
Oh the hue manatee!!
An oppor-tuna-tee!
Oh the hue manatee
...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee.
OH THE HUE MANATEE!!
Oh, the Hugh Manatee.
A manatee.
A Humanatee
Menatee
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