Manatee Jokes

Funniest Manatee Short Jokes

Short manatee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The manatee humour may include short alligator jokes also.

1. My wife and I were discussing people owning weird animals... and she said, "I've always wanted to get a manatee." I said, "That's very kind of you. I will take it with two sugars."
2. I picked out a color of grey paint the other day, I guess the salesman didn't like it. He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."
3. So apparently the guy who played Wolverine had a pet sea cow, but it was murdered... It was a crime against Hugh's manatee.
4. My wife and I were talking about obscure animals. She said, "I want to get a manatee."
   "That's very generous," I replied, "no cream, no sugar please hun!"
5. Why was the dolphin sent to the electric chair? He was found guilty of crimes against a manatee.
6. My wife and I were talking about obscure animals. She said, "I want to get a manatee."
   "That's very generous," I replied, "I take it with two sugars."
7. My girlfriend and I were talking about pets, she said she'd like to get a manatee. I just laughed and said, "Two sugars, please."
8. Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!
9. The actor who plays Wolverine once owned a sea cow, but it was murdered... ...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee.
10. I am starting a sanctuary for oversized marine mammals. It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.

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Manatee One Liners

Which manatee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with manatee? I can suggest the ones about elephant and mantis.

1. What did the sunburnt manatee say? Man a tee shirt would be nice
2. The temple of the giant sea cow has recently been rebuilt Faith in huge manatee restored
3. Did you hear about that diaster that killed all those sea cows? Oh the hu-manatee!
4. What do you call a baby manatee? A boyatee
5. What did the journalist say when he saw an obese sea cow explode? Oh the huge manatee!
6. What's a mages favorite tea? manatee
   What's the best kind of tea overall?
   thirs-tea
7. Why couldn't the ocean mage cast a spell? He forgot to drink his manatee.
8. On the way home I SAW A SEA COW CHANGING COLOR!! Oh the hue manatee!!
9. What do you call the offspring of a tuna and a manatee? An oppor-tuna-tee!
10. So I finally got around to watching Blackfish... Oh, the Hugh Manatee.
11. Manatees come in all sorts of shades and hues Oh the hue manatee
12. I JUST SAW A SEA COW CHANGING COLOR!! OH THE HUE MANATEE!!
13. What is the plural of manatee? Menatee
14. Which animal is the crumbs at the bottom of your animal crackers box? A manatee.
15. What do you get when you cross a manatee and a human? A Humanatee

Fun-Filled Manatee Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about manatee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crocodile jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make manatee pranks.