Manatee Jokes

Funniest Manatee Short Jokes

Short manatee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The manatee humour may include short alligator jokes also.

1. My wife and I were discussing people owning weird animals... and she said, "I've always wanted to get a manatee." I said, "That's very kind of you. I will take it with two sugars."
2. I picked out a color of grey paint the other day, I guess the salesman didn't like it. He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."
3. So apparently the guy who played Wolverine had a pet sea cow, but it was murdered... It was a crime against Hugh's manatee.
4. Why was the dolphin sent to the electric chair? He was found guilty of crimes against a manatee.
5. Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!
6. I am starting a sanctuary for oversized marine mammals. It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
7. Scientists have created a type of brightly coloured sea creatures... When i found out about this I yelled, "oh the hue-manatee!"
8. Did you hear about the marine veterinarian who stopped the zombie apocalypse and operated on a terminally ill sea cow? People say she was Hugh manatee's only hope.
9. My wife is as graceful as a sea mammal in the water What?like a dolphin?
   No more like a manatees
10. If Jimmy Carter and Jimmy Buffet teamed up for a Charity... It should be called 'Habitat For You Manatees ' .

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Manatee One Liners

Which manatee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with manatee? I can suggest the ones about elephant and mantis.

1. What did the sunburnt manatee say? Man a tee shirt would be nice
2. The temple of the giant sea cow has recently been rebuilt Faith in huge manatee restored
3. Did you hear about that diaster that killed all those sea cows? Oh the hu-manatee!
4. What do you call a baby manatee? A boyatee
5. What did the journalist say when he saw an obese sea cow explode? Oh the huge manatee!
6. What's a mages favorite tea? manatee
   What's the best kind of tea overall?
   thirs-tea
7. Why couldn't the ocean mage cast a spell? He forgot to drink his manatee.
8. On the way home I SAW A SEA COW CHANGING COLOR!! Oh the hue manatee!!
9. What do you call the offspring of a tuna and a manatee? An oppor-tuna-tee!
10. So I finally got around to watching Blackfish... Oh, the Hugh Manatee.
11. Manatees come in all sorts of shades and hues Oh the hue manatee
12. What is the plural of manatee? Menatee
13. Which animal is the crumbs at the bottom of your animal crackers box? A manatee.
14. What do you get when you cross a manatee and a human? A Humanatee
15. My pet manatee, Hugh, was run over yesterday… Oh Hugh, the manatee!

Fun-Filled Manatee Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about manatee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crocodile jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make manatee pranks.