The Best 23 Manatee Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Manatee jokes. There are some manatee loofah jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these manatee canary puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Manatee Jokes and Puns
My wife and I were discussing people owning weird animals...
and she said, "I've always wanted to get a manatee." I said, "That's very kind of you. I will take it with two sugars."
I saw biggish girl at the pub last night,
Her t shirt said "watch out I'm a man eater!"
I went up to her and said " excuse me, love ... About your t shirt slogan."
She interrupted me and angrily snapped " oh let me guess: you want to know how many man I've eaten? Well, you know what, I can't help my size."
I said "Actually, no, I wasn't going to say that at all. "
She looks happier and smiled as she said "Oh yes, what did you what to say then?"
"That's not how you spell manatee."
What did the sunburnt manatee say?
Man a tee shirt would be nice
I saw a very large woman in a bar wearing a T-shirt that said 'I'm a Man-Eater'
I walked up to her, shot her a grin and she told me "Let me guess, you've got a joke about how many men I've eaten?"
I simply told her she spelled manatee wrong.
I picked out a color of grey paint the other day, I guess the salesman didn't like it.
He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."
Manatees
A Spanish sailor and a French sailor are talking at a port bar together. The French sailor tells the Spanish sailor that he's been hearing stories of mermaids from the English sailors. The Spanish sailor says that mermaids are just a myth and the English just mistook manatees for mermaids. The French sailor asks how could you mistake a manatee for a mermaid? The Spanish sailor responds "Have you seen English women?"
What do you call a baby manatee?
A boyatee
So apparently the guy who played Wolverine had a pet sea cow, but it was murdered...
It was a crime against Hugh's manatee.
My wife and I were talking about obscure animals.
She said, "I want to get a manatee."
"That's very generous," I replied, "I take it with two sugars."
My girlfriend and I were talking about pets, she said she'd like to get a manatee.
I just laughed and said, "Two sugars, please."
What did the journalist say when he saw an obese sea cow explode?
Oh the huge manatee!
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Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee
What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!
What's a mages favorite tea?
manatee
What's the best kind of tea overall?
thirs-tea
Why couldn't the ocean mage cast a spell?
He forgot to drink his manatee.
On the way home I SAW A SEA COW CHANGING COLOR!!
Oh the hue manatee!!
What do you call the offspring of a tuna and a manatee?
An oppor-tuna-tee!
Manatees come in all sorts of shades and hues
Oh the hue manatee
The actor who plays Wolverine once owned a sea cow, but it was murdered...
...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee.
I JUST SAW A SEA COW CHANGING COLOR!!
OH THE HUE MANATEE!!
So I finally got around to watching Blackfish...
Oh, the Hugh Manatee.
Which animal is the crumbs at the bottom of your animal crackers box?
A manatee.
What do you get when you cross a manatee and a human?
A Humanatee
What is the plural of manatee?
Menatee
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