The Best 4 Manafort Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Manafort jokes. There are some manafort director jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these manafort rally puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Manafort Jokes and Puns

Manafort and Cohen flip on the President. Trump is convicted of treason. He is 'hung by the neck until dead.' Miraculously, minutes after his hanging, he walks out of the gallows and addresses the press:

"Fake noose, folks."

What did Paul Manafort say when he bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Paul Manafort bumps into Trump walking down a hallway.

Paul Manafort says "oops, pardon me".
Trump says "soon".

I was telling my wife that Paul Manafort spent over 900K on rugs using laundered money...

To which she replied, "Wow, I bet he only got like 4 rugs."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the manafort gallows jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working manafort manage piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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