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72 mana jokes and hilarious mana puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mana that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article will bring plenty of laughs as it takes a look at the best Mana jokes. From the melody of Mana Palle Muchatlu to the terrifying necromancer from Axis, no Mana themed joke will be left unturned. Be prepared to hear everything from puns about the wizarding world to classic one-liners. Get ready to giggle, chuckle and let out a good laugh!

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Funniest Mana Short Jokes

Short mana jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mana humour may include short axis jokes also.

  1. What does a southern belle playing Magic the Gathering say when her opponent disrupts her mana production? My lands!
  2. For breakfast, lunch and dinner I eat copies of Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger and Secret of Mana You could say I eat three square meals a day
  3. I respect a person who socializes with others by playing Magic: The Gathering. They're a mana culture.

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Mana One Liners

Which mana one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mana? I can suggest the ones about necromancer and magical.

  1. Which singer has problems casting spells? Barry Mana Low
  2. What is a warlock's favourite animal as well as his favourite drink? Mana-tea.
  3. What does a Potassium Mage use? Banana mana
  4. What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning? mana-pause
  5. What's the main ingredient in mana potions? Caster sugar.

Mana joke, What's the main ingredient in mana potions?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about mana can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of mana puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Comical Mana Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about mana you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean card jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mana prank.

There was an employment advertisement in an office.


So a guy went there.
Managrer asked him: "Do you know what is the meaning of Ph.D.?"
The guy answered: "Passed High school with Difficulties."

The Dilbert Principle: The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Management.

Workplaces are like septic tanks: All the biggest lumps eventually rise to the top.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

When I manage a troupe of Eastern European acrobats...

they're going to be called "Czechs and Balances", it's the only logical choice.

Why do managers like pizza?

It comes out of the box

I managed to lose 245lbs of unsightly flesh...

Divorced the wife.

My manager at the millinery has a really short temper

I mean he gets really angry at the drop of a hat!

I managed to put a square peg in a round hole

But I had to cut corners

If you managed to figure out the code to someone else's luggage...

Could you say you solved the case?

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

Managed to sell a toaster with Norton Antivirus today

Told the customer it would guard against popups

The manager of my power drill company was doing so well I promoted him to head of the cement mixer division.

One good turn deserves another.

Manatees come in all sorts of shades and hues

Oh the hue manatee

What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

I managed to hit 18 holes today...

And I still have time for golf.

Manatees

A Spanish sailor and a French sailor are talking at a port bar together. The French sailor tells the Spanish sailor that he's been hearing stories of mermaids from the English sailors. The Spanish sailor says that mermaids are just a myth and the English just mistook manatees for mermaids. The French sailor asks how could you mistake a manatee for a mermaid? The Spanish sailor responds "Have you seen English women?"

I have never managed to find a happy medium

All the one's I've ever met have a haunted look to them.

What did the manager say to the comedian who was messing around?

Hey, no more funny business!

PR manager, philosopher, translator and a journalist walk into a bar

The Bartender says: "Hey Tony! Four bachelor's degrees, but still no luck finding a job?"

The manager saw me eating candy at the candy store

They fired her on the spot

Manager gets caught stealing from his pizza job.

Upper management says, they caught him stealing "dough".

Manager : So do you think you'd be a good waiter?

Me : well, you could say I bring a lot to the table.

I managed to fool someone into having a brain transplant.

This body fits quite nicely.

I managed to read a 1000 page long book from cover to cover.

The dictionary.

Management told me in a meeting today that my language is too "insensitive"

How r**... is that?

First Manager

If prostitution is the world's oldest profession, the world's first manager was a p**......

I couldn't manage to get my dying friend's blood type...

all he could say was "be positive."

Managed to beat insomnia with my new diet. I'm falling asleep counting calories.

I managed to finally measure my closet.

Which is a feet in its shelves.

What did one doughnut say to the other...

...you look a little glazed

My manager asked me if I had prepared my report on how to cut costs at our cookie factory...

Thinking quickly, I told him that we could save money by not fully cooking all our cookies.
It was a half-baked idea, but it turned out to save us a lot of dough.

A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise, so he decided to play tennis. After a couple of weeks, his administrative assistant asked him how he was doing.

"It's going fine," the manager said. "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says, "To the corner! Backhand! To the net! Smash! Go back!"
"Really? What happens then?" the woman asked enthusiastically.
"Then my body says, 'Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!'"

What happens when you manage a waffle house too long?

You get eggotistical

I managed to survive a 1v5

The guy had no chance with the 5 of us

Two managers negotiated to swap their players for a trade.

Cleveland Cavaliers agreed to trade JR Smith for keeping the ball to Liverpool FC for Loris Karius for passing the ball.

A manager cracks a joke. Everyone in the team laughs except o**....

"Didn't you understand?" the manager asks.
The guy replies : "I resigned yesterday."

I can't believe no one has managed to come up with a cure for anorexia yet...

I thought it'd be a piece of cake...

Manafort and Cohen flip on the President. Trump is convicted of treason. He is 'hung by the neck until dead.' Miraculously, minutes after his hanging, he walks out of the gallows and addresses the press:

"Fake noose, folks."

'2' managed to be prime,

Against all the odds.

My manager thinks I don't work as much...

It might be because I'm "slacking" a lot....

What did the manager say to the dinosaur when firing him?

You're pterano-done

I've managed to spend 50 days without drugs and alcohol!!

No need to congratulate me, because it's not 50 days in a row.

I managed to trick my 8 year old cousin into giving me head

phones for my birthday.

The manager for Chelsea FC swapped their defender for another one. The opponent scored 2 goals back to back straight after.

"Oops, wrong sub.", said the manager.

I am a manager in a multi billion dollar company what are you doing at 20

I manage my local Mc Donald's

I managed to engrave a song into a vinyl disk in under 2 minutes!

I think that's a new record

I have managed to become a member of the National Secrecy Society.

I can't tell you how much this means to me.

I have always managed to be the tallest person on my block.

But it has meant moving to smaller and smaller blocks a number of times.

What did the manager of the Chinese night club say when the room was too bright?

Can we dim sum of the lights?

Managed to lose 1000 calories in five seconds...

...by dropping my cheeseburger :(

I managed to get a butler who works for free

I normally have really rotten luck, but I managed to get a butler who works for free. However, when I saw him, I realised he has lost his left arm;
Serves me right...

I managed to get my two girlfriends pregnant, so I offered to marry them both

Which was really big of me.

A manager examined a job application, then turned to the applicant and said, "For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high salary."

*"Well, the work is much harder when you don't know what you are doing."*

I managed to buy some GameStop stocks at only $8/share!

It is called "GameStop Total Landscaping," right?

Q: How many managers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. At least 4, plus a victim. One to hire the victim to screw it in for them, a second to supervise the victim, a third to start nit-picking about the way the bulb is being s**..., and a fourth to screw the victim by firing him. They take the credit though none of them actually touched the light bulb.

What did the manager at the radio telescope facility tell the maintenance guy?

Don't forget to do the dishes.

Managed to drop one of the classics today.

Wife and Daughter are sat watching something while I'm doing the Tesco shop on my phone. - Strawberry jam is on the list, I seize my moment
Y'know what i say
- now I think about it…. I like strawberry jam… and I like blackberry jam … but I don't like lemon preserve

That just a curd to me
Priceless!!!

How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just wait for it to burn out and ask you why it's down

I always manage not to c**... when I drive

I guess that's why the officer commended me for wreckless driving.

Manager: Why would you make a good waiter at my restaurant?

Me: I bring a lot to the table.

I've managed 434 days, 12 hours, 47 minutes and 17 seconds of sobriety.

I'm so glad alcohol doesn't dictate my life any more.

Top managers are like leaf blowers.

They make a lot of air and noise moving a problem to another place. It stinks.

Mana joke, Top managers are like leaf blowers.

jokes about mana

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