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David Beckham gets in a taxi at Dublin Airport and notices the driver keep looking in his rear view mirror at him.
After about 5 minutes the driver says "Go on then give me a clue!?"
Beckham replies, "I had a glittering career with Man Utd, played over 100 times for England and married a spice girl, is that enough?".
Driver says "No mate, I meant where are you going?"
Man Utd managers are here today,
gone toMourinho.
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Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?
Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.
Mourinho asks the man utd board for money
"No way, Jose!"
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