Man Flu Jokes
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Jim had been out for a few days with the flu. Back at work,...
...he ran into a friend of his, who asked him, "Jim, how are you feeling?"
"I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience," Jim replied.
"Wonderful? How can the flu be wonderful?"
"Well, I learned that my wife really loves me. You know, whenever the mailman came by or a delivery man headed toward the door, my wife ran out to meet them? I could hear her excitedly saying 'My husband is home! My husband is home!'"
An old Jewish man is taken ill with the flu
His wife looks after him, and as he continues to worsen, she asks him if there's anything she can get to help.
"Yes, go get a priest."
"A priest? But we're Jewish!"
"What, I should get the Rabbi sick too?"
Did you know that during child birth there is a point where the lady experiences such excruciating pain that for a moment
She almost knows how bad it is to be a man who has the flu
There was once a man who got an eye infection and had to get his eye removed, he could not afford a glass eye so his doctor made him a wooden one.
He was very self conscious about having a wood eye and as such he would only go to poorly lit bars to try to pick up chicks.
One night he was at such a bar and striking out with most of the women there, decided to have one final drink before leaving, as he is drinking he sees a woman who looks a little overweight and says to himself "I'll try one more time"
He then walks up to the woman and asks
"Excuse me but would you like to dance"
The woman jumps up excitedly and says
"Would I, would I"
He responds with
"fatass, fatass"
When my mother died all my father said was, "Cough, fatigue, fever."
He's a man of flu words.
A man walks up to the pearly gates
Saint Peter asks, "How did you get here?"
The mans answers, "Flu."
Why did the Crip shoot the man with stomach flu?
Because he kept throwing up Blood.
Man, the deep dish pizza guy caught the flu and now he thinks he controls the world
I'm not sure if the ill Lou Malnati story holds up.
The legend say:
When a woman is giving birth almost can feel the pain of a man with the flu.
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