Man Bun Jokes
19 man bun jokes and hilarious man bun puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about man bun that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A man bun is a hairstyle that consists of long hair pulled back and tied up in a bun. It is often worn by men with longer hair. Man bun jokes are jokes that poke fun at the man bun hairstyle.
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Funniest Man Bun Short Jokes
Short man bun jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The man bun humour may include short buns jokes also.
- Son: "Dad, what's the difference between a vegan and a vegetarian?" Dad: "Usually a man bun."
- Imagine the disappointment when if a wolf knew it's descendant would be a pug That's how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun
- The only acceptable man buns... ...are the buns men are born with below the waist.
#datass - A man goes to a hotdog stand and asks for a j**... Sandusky' ...The worker replies "A what"?...and the man says, "You know, a wiener in the bun".
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Man Bun One Liners
Which man bun one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with man bun? I can suggest the ones about burger bun and hamburger bun.
- I don't understand the hate for man buns I think they're top knots.
- Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
- Why do some men have man buns? So they have a place to hide their tampons
- Man Bun? or d**... Knot? neither, it's a fairy tail.
Comical Man Bun Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about man bun you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bunny jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make man bun pranks.
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says Make me one with everything .
The hot dog vendor hands over the sausage and bun with all the trimmings, and the Buddhist hands over a twenty. The vendor pockets it.
The Buddhist asks Where's my change? and the vendor replies change must come from within .
A gun then extends from the Buddhist's chest and he asks again.
The vendor says Whoa, man, where did that come from?
The Buddhist replies This is my inner piece .
A man walked into the doctor's surgery
He had half a bun on his head, a sausage behind his ear, several pickles in his shirt and an ice cream cone on his foot.
The doctor took one look and said
"Im afraid you're not eating properly."
Two guys go into a diner...
The waitress comes up and says, "What'll ya have."
The first man says, I'll have a hamburger.
The waitress lifts one arm, pulls a patty out of her armpit, lifts the arm and pulls a bun out of the other armpit.
She turns to the second guy, "What'll you have?"
The second guy says, "I was thinking of having a hot dog but I've changed my mind."
being an old man I only remember one joke from my childhood and here it is. I hope that you enjoy it
why did the baker get an electric shock
he stood on a currant bun
ha ha
anyway this is the only joke I remember from when me and my friends were sprogs back in the day with no internet or anything like that
thanks
Rog. H
A married couple go to a restaurant.
A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it.
The man asks, "Where's the burger?"
The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit.
"I was keeping it warm," she replies.
The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."
A guy goes into a restaurant with his pet snake...
...and they sit down and the man orders.
"25 Hamburgers. Two for me, and the rest for my pet snake."
A little while later, the waitress brings the man his two hamburgers, and for the snake, a large plate with 23 cooked beef patties, nothing more.
The snake takes one look at the patties and turns away in disgust. The man asks the waitress, "You have to put them on hamburger buns like a regular hamburger for him."
The waitress protests, "But sir, we're short on hamburger buns as it is, and can snakes even eat bread?"
The man replies, "Look, my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun."
So, I'm taking a walk around New York...
With my pet snake. We're walking around having a grand ol' time and then I see it, a small little hot dog stand! I go up to the guy and ask, "Could I get a hotdog, plain please." Now, this hot dog is the best I've ever had! So I think, naturally, that I have to get one for my snake so I ask the man, "Could I get another hot dog for my snake," and the guy informs me, "sorry, but I just ran out of buns," to which I reply, "My Andaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun."