Mammary Jokes

26 mammary jokes and hilarious mammary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mammary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Mammary Short Jokes

Short mammary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mammary humour may include short breast milk jokes also.

  1. I asked my mom if I could try to breast feed one more time. It was a trip down mammary lane.
  2. I was reminiscing about the time I dated this well-endowed girl... Man, talk about great mammaries.
  3. I gave my friend a really tight sports bra as a going away present. It was just my way of saying spanks for the mammaries.
  4. My wife finished breastfeeding our son so I threw out her old breast pump I'll miss that thing. We shared some good mammaries together.
  5. Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia. After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss.
  6. What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy? Mammary loss

    I made this up myself!
  7. Does anyone ever clearly remember being breast fed? No? Well I guess, then it's just a faint mammary.
  8. Getting breast implants is an experience you'll never forget. Those mammaries will stay with you forever.
  9. Why do Breast Cancer survivors not like to talk about their treatment of the cancer? It brings them bad mammaries.
  10. Smartphones are a lot like dairy cows... They become more valuable with increased mammary space.

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Mammary One Liners

Which mammary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mammary? I can suggest the ones about breast feeding and breastfeeding.

  1. I met a guy who could remember every breast he'd ever seen He had photographic mammary
  2. I had breast cancer once... Those were some bad mammaries.
  3. Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow Mines made of mammary foam
  4. Where do virtual cows store milk? The random access mammary
  5. I fondly look back at when I was breastfed... Thanks for the mammaries
  6. Did you hear about the lady with breast cancer and amnesia? She has mammary problems.
  7. What's the comfort support of choice for women's bras? Mammary Foam
  8. Where does Muscle Milk come from? Muscle mammary
  9. A punk rock themed breast cancer center just opened up It's called Thnks fr th mammaries.
  10. What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!
  11. Found my old booberang... Brings back mammaries.
  12. I bought a booberang the other day... It really brings back the mammaries.
  13. My x had a Nikon breast implant She called it her photographic mammary.
  14. What did Fallout Boy say to the fans that flashed them? Thanks for the mammaries.
  15. What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife? Thanks for the mammaries.

Mammary joke, What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Comical Mammary Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about mammary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mammal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mammary pranks.

I haven't had s**... with a woman in so long

It's a distant mammary

Mammary joke, Does anyone ever clearly remember being breast fed?