The Best 14 Mammary Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mammary jokes. There are some mammary eczema jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mammary nipple puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mammary Jokes and Puns

I met a guy who could remember every breast he'd ever seen

He had photographic mammary

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

Mines made of mammary foam

Did you hear about the lady with breast cancer and amnesia?

She has mammary problems.

Mammary joke, Did you hear about the lady with breast cancer and amnesia?

What's the comfort support of choice for women's bras?

Mammary Foam

I haven't had sex with a woman in so long

It's a distant mammary


Where does Muscle Milk come from?

Muscle mammary

Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia.

After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss.

Mammary joke, Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia.

Does anyone ever clearly remember being breast fed?

No? Well I guess, then it's just a faint mammary.

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss
 

I made this up myself!

What do you call it when you look at your ex girlfriends nudes?

A trip down mammary lane.

Smartphones are a lot like dairy cows...

They become more valuable with increased mammary space.

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What do you call the nipples on a Ram?

Random access mammary.

When it comes to breastfeeding, my wife is so forgetful.

She's got a mammary like a sieve.

My x had a Nikon breast implant

She called it her photographic mammary.

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