mammaries Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious mammaries puns

I used to love my ex-girlfriend's breasts...

...but now they're just distant mammaries.

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My parents divorced when I was 9, and every other weekend my Dad would pick me up and take me to Hooters....practically raised me there.

...so many good mammaries.

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I was reminiscing about the time I dated this well-endowed girl...

Man, talk about great mammaries.

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Alternative phrases to "Calm your tits"

* Soothe Your boobs
* De-stress your breasts
* Undo the calamity that is your mammaries
* adjust your bust before it combusts
* Give that chest a rest
* Hakuna your tatas
* Dont have a rack attack
* Bring peace to your bosoms

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My wife finished breastfeeding our son so I threw out her old breast pump

I'll miss that thing. We shared some good mammaries together.

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Did you hear about the woman who got Alzheimer's after removing her breasts?

She lost her mammaries

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My ex girlfriend had huge tits

Ahh such good mammaries

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Getting breast implants is an experience you'll never forget.

Those mammaries will stay with you forever.

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What did Pete Wentz say after his sex change?

Thanks for the Mammaries.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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A punk rock themed breast cancer center just opened up

It's called Thnks fr th mammaries.

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Breast implant patient in appreciation for the surgeon's work said: "Thanks for the mammaries!"

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I bought a booberang the other day...

It really brings back the mammaries.

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Found my old booberang...

Brings back mammaries.

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

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Why are porn stars so good at studying for tests?

Because they have photographic mammaries!

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did Fallout Boy say to the fans that flashed them?

Thanks for the mammaries.

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Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

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Why do Breast Cancer survivors not like to talk about their treatment of the cancer?

It brings them bad mammaries.

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What are the most funny Mammaries jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Mammaries? Well, here are the best Mammaries dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Mammaries pick up lines to share with friends.

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