Mamma Jokes
60 mamma jokes and hilarious mamma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mamma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mamma Short Jokes
Short mamma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mamma humour may include short mama jokes also.
- Made up my own joke today when visiting my brother. I like my coffee like I like my woman. Made by your grandmother.
Yes we do your mamma jokes even though we're brothers. - Can we ban Yo Mamma jokes on this sub.... she is my girlfriend and I don't like to see her being joked about
- Every time I hear ANOTHER person talking about that new Mamma Mia film I think... ...here we go again
- Yo mamma so hungry, Yo mamma so hungry ,
when she done fasting for a week ,world hunger problem was solved!!!! - Every Yo Mamma joke has been said 1 thousand time by 1 thousand people... Just like Yo Mamma
- Joke for the Physicists What's the heaviest naturally occurring element in the universe? U - not yo mamma like everyone's been telling you all your life.
- Michael Jackson's mom was recently diagnosed with Brest Cancer. She had a bad mamma gramma
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Mamma One Liners
Which mamma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mamma? I can suggest the ones about mommy and go mama.
- Yo mamma is so...... Nice, I highly value the talks we've had.
- What did the mamma tomato say to the baby tomato? "Catch up!!!"
- Yo mamma may not be all that, but she is like a bag of chips.. She's frito-lay
- Yo mamma is like a hashtag... Trendy and overused.
- Yo mamma... ...so old she has forgot her childhood pet dinosaur is dead
- Yo mamma is sooo nice I have too say it twice. She's nice.
Not original. - What does an Italian boy say to his mum when he gets home from school? Mamma Mia.
- Mamma Mia 2 is really loud You can hear the songs Fer-nandos
- jomomma.ninja Jo Mamma is so Ninja, that even Chuck Norris sent her a Friend request.
- Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
- Yo mammas just like a video game...
Rated E for everyone. - When did Mia realize that she had a daughter? After watching Mamma Mia
- What is Mario's favorite play? Mamma Mia!
- Why did mamma bear ask her cub to put on a coat? Because he was a little bear.
- Yearning > Earning Mamma's yearning capacity is greater than papa's earning capacity.
Heartwarming Mamma Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about mamma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean call mama jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mamma pranks.
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Yo mamma is so s**......
If a zombie walked up to eat her brain, it'd just keep on walking.
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A black hole joke
Yo mamma is so s**..., they have found black holes brighter than her.
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What mammal dies after it mates?
Anyone that goes near my wife!
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Yo mamma
is so s**..., when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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Yo mamma is so n**......
...I asked her what she was making for dinner. She put her foot up on the table and said corn
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Yo mamma so s**...
she got fired from a b**....
What's the only mammal that can breathe under ice?
An elephant hiding in your fridge
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The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke...
Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...
She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.
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Yo mamma so s**...
when she heard of "orange is the new black" she thought Donald Trump became the president.
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Mamma, why my brother was named Barc?
-Because Barc in reverse is crab. And your mommy loves c**....
-Ah, I see. Thanks for explaining, mom.
-No problem, Lana.
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Yo mamma is so fat....
that her f**... condition started all these hurricanes
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You'll never hear a hindu tell a Yo Mamma joke...
They consider cows to be sacred.
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Yo mamma so poor
I saw her k**... a can down the street. Asked her what she was doing and she said "Movin'"
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The Olympics
Austrians: We are the best in Super-G.
Swiss: Pfft, we are better than you.
USA: Shut up, we are the bestest!
Italians: Mamma Mia!
Czechs: Hold my beer and my snowboard.
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Yo mamma so old,
she has a separate entrance for black d**....
Little Jimmy has spent the last few days eating over his friends house...
The first night, he ate dinner over the McNally's house. The table was set and before everyone ate, they all said a prayer.
On the second night, he ate dinner at the Goldman's house. The table was set and before anyone ate, they all said a prayer.
On the third night, little Little Jimmy went over the Vitali's house. Mamma Vitali and her daughters set the table and immediately everyone started to eat.
Shocked, Jimmy asks his friend Anthony,
"Hey Anthony, how come you guys don't pray before you eat?
Anthony replies with a mouth full of pasta,
"We're Italian, my mom knows how to cook!"
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If yo mamma wasn't so expensive...
... I could've been yo daddy.
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Yo mamma...
So big her selfie cracked my phone screen
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Yo mamma so s**...
She thought tupac shakur was a jewish holiday
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Yo mamma so ugly...
my dog closes his eyes while h**... her leg.
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Yo mamma so poor...
when she went to a f**..., she couldn't even pay respects.
Which mammal is known to spend most of it's life in air but gives birth on land?
Student : Air Hostess
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Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, s**... and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of time
Just like yo mamma
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Yo Mamma So s**...
She thought Chicken Stock was KFC's share market
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You will never ever hear A HINDU tell YO MAMMA JOKE
BEcause we consider cows to sacred.
A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the Dr. saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later the Dr. talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."
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Yo mamma so fat
Ed Sheeran had a s**... trying to sing the shape of her
