The Best 54 Mamma Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Mamma jokes. There are some mamma mummy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mamma grandma puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Mamma Jokes and Puns
Yo mamma is so stupid...
If a zombie walked up to eat her brain, it'd just keep on walking.
Short, but good nonetheless
Every "yo mamma" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people.
Just like yo mamma.
82 year old Mr. Morris
went to the doctors for a full physical examination.
A few weeks later, the doctor saw Mr. Morris walking down the road with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
'Hello Mr. Morris,' says the doctor, 'you're looking well and it looks like you're doing great!'
'Well, I got me a hot Mamma, and I'm being cheerful, just like you said doc.'
'I didn't say that! What I said was, "You have a heart murmor, be careful!" '
Yo mamma conforms to Planck's law -
the greater the frequency with which she screws, the more energetic she gets.
Made up my own joke today when visiting my brother.
I like my coffee like I like my woman. Made by your grandmother.
Yes we do your mamma jokes even though we're brothers.
The most high brow yo 'mamma joke...
Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!
Yo mamma is so ugly...
I don't understand your Oedipus complex.
Yo mamma so fat...
When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.
I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma Mia on the didgeridoo.
That's Abba-rigonal
Yo mamma is so fat...
we're all deeply concerned about her health.
Yo mamma so fat...
...she doesn't jump, she pushes the earth away from her, and it falls back to her.
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During dinner, Juan asked his mother....
Mamma, why is dad bald?
Well Juan, your father has a lot to think about and is very intelligent, that's why.
But mamma, why do you have such a long hair?
Shut UP Juan and eat your soup!
Yo mamma
is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mamma so bald...
you can see what is on her mind.
Yo' mamma is so dumb....
... She put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept.
Yo Mamma is So Fat.....
when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....
Yo mamma is like a hashtag...
Trendy and overused.
The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke...
Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...
She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.
Yo mamma so stupid
when she heard of "orange is the new black" she thought Donald Trump became the president.
A man goes to prison for the first time
A young man goes to prison for the first time, upon arriving in his cell, his cellmate, a towering monster of a human being says to him: "There is one rule in this cell, you can play the mamma or you can play the daddy. Since this is your first day, I will let you pick." The young man says: "Ok, I will be the daddy." The towering monster then says: "Alright, now come over here and give mamma some head."
Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb...
She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin!
Original. You're welcome.
Another Yo Momma joke..
Yo Mamma so fat that when she stands on a weighing machine, it says "to be continued..."
Mamma, why my brother was named Barc?
-Because Barc in reverse is crab. And your mommy loves crabs.
-Ah, I see. Thanks for explaining, mom.
-No problem, Lana.
Morris went to doctor for a physical
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said, You've got a heart murmur - be careful."
Yo mamma so fat..
that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.
You'll never hear a Hindu tell a Yo Mamma joke...
They consider cows to be sacred.
Yo mamma so poor
I saw her kicking a can down the street. Asked her what she was doing and she said "Movin'"
Yo mamma so fat...
If you undressed her with your eyes it'd take 2 days
The Olympics
Austrians: We are the best in Super-G.
Swiss: Pfft, we are better than you.
USA: Shut up, we are the bestest!
Italians: Mamma Mia!
Czechs: Hold my beer and my snowboard.
Yo mamma so dumb... she studied for
A urine test
Yo mamma so old,
she has a separate entrance for black dicks.
Yo mamma is so fat
When she's sunbathing Green Peace comes and try to push her back into the ocean
Yo mamma so fat...
...is the real reason yo daddy left.
Happy Father's Day!
Yo Mamma so fat...
Yo mamma so fat, that when you were being delivered at the hospital the doctor had to send in a rescue diver. He pulled out you, 11 other kids, and a soccer coach.
Yo mamma so fat when she's pregnant she doesn't need an ultrasound
She needs a seismograph
Yo mamma so fat
That Thanos had to clap
If yo mamma wasn't so expensive...
... I could've been yo daddy.
Every time I hear ANOTHER person talking about that new Mamma Mia film I think...
...here we go again
Yo mamma is so fat.
That when she became an astronaut she couldn't float.
Yo mamma so ugly...
my dog closes his eyes while humping her leg.
Yo mamma is so......
Nice, I highly value the talks we've had.
Yo mamma so fat
That's it she just fat
Yo mamma so poor...
when she went to a funeral, she couldn't even pay respects.
Yo mamma so fat...
Thanos snapped his fingers and only she disappeared
Yo mamma so hungry,
Yo mamma so hungry ,
when she done fasting for a week ,world hunger problem was solved!!!!
Yo mamma is so fat
She got arrested for deforestation because she went vegan for lunch.
Yo mamma so fat when she moves earth moves in opposite direction.
because it's flat, you dumb genius.
Which mammal is known to spend most of it's life in air but gives birth on land?
Student : Air Hostess
Can we ban Yo Mamma jokes on this sub....
she is my girlfriend and I don't like to see her being joked about
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma may not be all that, but she is like a bag of chips..
She's frito-lay
Yo mamma
Yo mamma so fat she's required to wear a facemask in public because she's physically incapable of adhering to the social distancing guidelines set by the CDC to remain six feet away from people in public. Boom Roasted.
Yo Mamma so ugly...
Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.
What did baby corn tell mamma corn?
Where's pop corn?
From my 7 year old daughter.
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