Heartwarming Mamma Jokes that Make You Laugh
Short, but good nonetheless
Every "yo mamma" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people.
Just like yo mamma.
82 year old Mr. Morris
went to the doctors for a full physical examination.
A few weeks later, the doctor saw Mr. Morris walking down the road with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
'Hello Mr. Morris,' says the doctor, 'you're looking well and it looks like you're doing great!'
'Well, I got me a hot Mamma, and I'm being cheerful, just like you said doc.'
'I didn't say that! What I said was, "You have a heart murmor, be careful!" '
Yo mamma conforms to Planck's law -
the greater the frequency with which she screws, the more energetic she gets.
Made up my own joke today when visiting my brother.
I like my coffee like I like my woman. Made by your grandmother.
Yes we do your mamma jokes even though we're brothers.
The most high brow yo 'mamma joke...
Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!
Yo mamma is so ugly...
I don't understand your Oedipus complex.
Yo mamma so fat...
When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.
I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma Mia on the didgeridoo.
That's Abba-rigonal
Yo mamma is so fat...
we're all deeply concerned about her health.
During dinner, Juan asked his mother....
Mamma, why is dad bald?
Well Juan, your father has a lot to think about and is very intelligent, that's why.
But mamma, why do you have such a long hair?
Shut UP Juan and eat your soup!
Yo mamma
is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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Yo mamma so bald...
you can see what is on her mind.
Yo Mamma is So Fat.....
when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....
The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke...
Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...
She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.
Yo mamma so stupid
when she heard of "orange is the new black" she thought Donald Trump became the president.
A man goes to prison for the first time
A young man goes to prison for the first time, upon arriving in his cell, his cellmate, a towering monster of a human being says to him: "There is one rule in this cell, you can play the mamma or you can play the daddy. Since this is your first day, I will let you pick." The young man says: "Ok, I will be the daddy." The towering monster then says: "Alright, now come over here and give mamma some head."
Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb...
She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin!
Original. You're welcome.
Another Yo Momma joke..
Yo Mamma so fat that when she stands on a weighing machine, it says "to be continued..."
Morris went to doctor for a physical
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said, You've got a heart murmur - be careful."
Yo mamma so fat..
that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.
You'll never hear a Hindu tell a Yo Mamma joke...
They consider cows to be sacred.
Yo mamma so poor
I saw her kicking a can down the street. Asked her what she was doing and she said "Movin'"
Yo mamma so dumb... she studied for
A urine test
Yo mamma so old,
she has a separate entrance for black dicks.
Yo mamma is so fat
When she's sunbathing Green Peace comes and try to push her back into the ocean
Yo Mamma so fat...
Yo mamma so fat, that when you were being delivered at the hospital the doctor had to send in a rescue diver. He pulled out you, 11 other kids, and a soccer coach.
Yo mamma so fat when she's pregnant she doesn't need an ultrasound
She needs a seismograph
Yo mamma so fat
That Thanos had to clap
Yo mamma so ugly...
my dog closes his eyes while humping her leg.
Yo mamma is so......
Nice, I highly value the talks we've had.
Yo mamma so fat
That's it she just fat
Yo mamma so poor...
when she went to a funeral, she couldn't even pay respects.
Yo mamma is so fat
She got arrested for deforestation because she went vegan for lunch.
Can we ban Yo Mamma jokes on this sub....
she is my girlfriend and I don't like to see her being joked about
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Yo Mamma
Yo Mamma so ugly...
Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.
What did baby corn tell mamma corn?
Where's pop corn?
From my 7 year old daughter.
What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?
Where's popcorn?
[astrophysicist's joke] Yo mamma so fat
that you can see what's behind her.
Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, stupid and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times
Just like yo mamma
Yo mamma so ugly...
The whole world faked a virus just to get a mask on her face.
Yo mamma so fat
When she steps on a scale I see my phone number
They don't have "yo mamma" jokes in Japan.
They have "umami" jokes!
Yo mamma so ugly
The CDC recommends she continue to wear a mask after the pandemic is over.
Yo Mamma So Stupid
She thought Chicken Stock was KFC's share market
Stand up Comedy on Star Trek
Yo mamma so fat… she tried to use the teleporter, but it ran out of atoms before she made it to the other side
Yo mamma so ugly
She looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mamma so slow
It took her nine months to make a joke
You know, I kinda feel sorry for kids of gay people
They either get twice the number of yo mamma jokes, or twice the number of dads leaving to buy milk.
You will never ever hear A HINDU tell YO MAMMA JOKE
BEcause we consider cows to sacred.
Sorry, it won't happen again!
Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"
A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the Dr. saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later the Dr. talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."
Yo mamma so fat
Ed Sheeran had a stroke trying to sing the shape of her
Yo mamma so fat... if she was murdered her chalk outline would be a circle..
I know it's not mine. But just heard it for the first time the other day. Made me smile. What is your favorite yo mamma jokes? Would love to read them
Yo mamma so heavy...
it takes a Ukrainian tractor to pull her.
Yo mamma is so old…
…that her social security number is written with Roman numerals.
