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121 mamma jokes and hilarious mamma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mamma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Mamma Short Jokes

Short mamma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mamma humour may include short mama jokes also.

  1. The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke... Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...
    She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.
  2. Short, but good nonetheless Every "yo mamma" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people.
    Just like yo mamma.
  3. Yo mamma so fat.. that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.
  4. I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma mia on the didgeridoo. That's Abba-rigonal
  5. Yo mamma so fat... When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.
  6. Yo Mamma is So Fat..... when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....
  7. Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
  8. [astrophysicist's joke] Yo mamma so fat that you can see what's behind her.
  9. Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
  10. Yo Mamma's so dumb.... She stayed up all night studying for her blood test

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Mamma One Liners

Which mamma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mamma? I can suggest the ones about mommy and go mama.

  1. You'll never hear a hindu tell a Yo Mamma joke... They consider cows to be sacred.
  2. Yo mamma so ugly... The whole world faked a virus just to get a mask on her face.
  3. Yo mamma's so fat... that she takes selfies in panorama mode
  4. Yo mamma is so ugly... I don't understand your Oedipus complex.
  5. Yo mamma's so fat... She had to get her drivers license photo from Google earth!
  6. What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn? Where's popcorn?
  7. Yo mamma so slow It took her nine months to make a joke
  8. Yo mamma's so fat They had to take her passport photo with Google earth.
  9. Yo mamma so fat That Thanos had to clap
  10. Yo mamma so ugly Your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!
  11. Yo mamma is so old… …that her social security number is written with Roman numerals.
  12. Yo mamma so fat not even dora can explore her.
  13. You will never ever hear A HINDU tell YO MAMMA JOKE BEcause we consider cows to sacred.
  14. Yo mamma is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."
  15. Yo mamma is so...... Nice, I highly value the talks we've had.

To Mamma Jokes

Here is a list of funny to mamma jokes and even better to mamma puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Sorry, it won't happen again! Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"
  • Yo mamma so ugly She looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
  • Yo Mamma so fat... Yo mamma so fat, that when you were being delivered at the hospital the doctor had to send in a rescue diver. He pulled out you, 11 other kids, and a soccer coach.
  • Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"
  • Yo mamma so fat when she's pregnant she doesn't need an ultrasound She needs a seismograph
  • What do you call a cow with two legs? Yo Mamma
  • Yo mamma so fat When she steps on a scale I see my phone number
  • Made up my own joke today when visiting my brother. I like my coffee like I like my woman. Made by your grandmother.
    Yes we do your mamma jokes even though we're brothers.
  • My Astronomy professor told me, Yo mamma's so fat She has her own LaGrange points
  • Yo mamma so heavy... it takes a Ukrainian tractor to pull her.

Fat Mamma Jokes

Here is a list of funny fat mamma jokes and even better fat mamma puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Yo mamma's so fat that... ...when she got covid the CDC classified it a super spreader event.
  • Yo mamma is so fat When she's sunbathing Green Peace comes and try to push her back into the ocean
  • Yo Mamma's so Fat... That when she jumped in the pacific, Japan said "not again".
  • Stand up Comedy on Star Trek Yo mamma so fat… she tried to use the teleporter, but it ran out of atoms before she made it to the other side
  • Another Yo Momma joke.. Yo Mamma so fat that when she stands on a weighing machine, it says "to be continued..."
  • Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
  • Yo mamma is so fat... we're all deeply concerned about her health.
  • Yo mamma is so fat She got arrested for deforestation because she went vegan for lunch.
  • Yo mamma's broke Because she was so fat she didn't fit in her window of opportunity.
  • Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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Mamma Fat Jokes

Here is a list of funny mamma fat jokes and even better mamma fat puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Yo mamma so fat... Thanos snapped his fingers and only she disappeared
  • Yo mamma so fat That's it she just fat
  • Yo mamma so fat when she moves earth moves in opposite direction. because it's flat, you dumb genius.
  • Yo mamma so fat... ...is the real reason yo daddy left.
    Happy Father's Day!
  • Yo mamma so fat... If you undressed her with your eyes it'd take 2 days
  • Yo mamma's so fat... The reserve bank bailed her out, cause she was too big to fail.
  • Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
  • Yo mamma is so fat. That when she became an astronaut she couldn't float.
  • Yo mamma so fat... ...she doesn't jump, she pushes the earth away from her, and it falls back to her.
  • Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Heartwarming Mamma Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about mamma you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean call mama jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mamma prank.

Yo mamma is so s**......

If a zombie walked up to eat her brain, it'd just keep on walking.

82 year old Mr. Morris

went to the doctors for a full physical examination.
A few weeks later, the doctor saw Mr. Morris walking down the road with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
'Hello Mr. Morris,' says the doctor, 'you're looking well and it looks like you're doing great!'
'Well, I got me a hot Mamma, and I'm being cheerful, just like you said doc.'
'I didn't say that! What I said was, "You have a heart murmor, be careful!" '

Yo mamma conforms to Planck's law -

the greater the frequency with which she screws, the more energetic she gets.

The most high brow yo 'mamma joke...

Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!

During dinner, Juan asked his mother....

Mamma, why is dad bald?
Well Juan, your father has a lot to think about and is very intelligent, that's why.
But mamma, why do you have such a long hair?
Shut UP Juan and eat your soup!

Yo mamma

is so s**..., when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo mamma so bald...

you can see what is on her mind.

Yo' mamma is so dumb....

... She put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mamma is like a hashtag...

Trendy and overused.

Yo mamma so s**...

when she heard of "orange is the new black" she thought Donald Trump became the president.

Joke for the Physicists

What's the heaviest naturally occurring element in the universe? U - not yo mamma like everyone's been telling you all your life.

A man goes to prison for the first time

A young man goes to prison for the first time, upon arriving in his cell, his cellmate, a towering monster of a human being says to him: "There is one rule in this cell, you can play the mamma or you can play the daddy. Since this is your first day, I will let you pick." The young man says: "Ok, I will be the daddy." The towering monster then says: "Alright, now come over here and give mamma some head."

Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb...

She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin!
Original. You're welcome.

Mamma, why my brother was named Barc?

-Because Barc in reverse is crab. And your mommy loves c**....
-Ah, I see. Thanks for explaining, mom.
-No problem, Lana.

Morris went to doctor for a physical

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said, You've got a heart murmur - be careful."

Yo mamma so poor

I saw her k**... a can down the street. Asked her what she was doing and she said "Movin'"

The Olympics

Austrians: We are the best in Super-G.
Swiss: Pfft, we are better than you.
USA: Shut up, we are the bestest!
Italians: Mamma Mia!
Czechs: Hold my beer and my snowboard.

Yo mamma so dumb... she studied for

A u**... test

Yo mamma so old,

she has a separate entrance for black d**....

If yo mamma wasn't so expensive...

... I could've been yo daddy.

Every time I hear ANOTHER person talking about that new Mamma Mia film I think...

...here we go again

Every Yo Mamma joke has been said 1 thousand time by 1 thousand people...

Just like Yo Mamma

Yo mamma so ugly...

my dog closes his eyes while h**... her leg.

Yo mamma so poor...

when she went to a f**..., she couldn't even pay respects.

Yo mamma so hungry,

Yo mamma so hungry ,
when she done fasting for a week ,world hunger problem was solved!!!!

Which mammal is known to spend most of it's life in air but gives birth on land?

Student : Air Hostess

Can we ban Yo Mamma jokes on this sub....

she is my girlfriend and I don't like to see her being joked about

Yo mamma may not be all that, but she is like a bag of chips..

She's frito-lay

Yo mamma

Yo mamma so fat she's required to wear a facemask in public because she's physically incapable of adhering to the social distancing guidelines set by the CDC to remain six feet away from people in public. Boom Roasted.

Yo Mamma so ugly...

Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.

What did baby corn tell mamma corn?

Where's pop corn?
From my 7 year old daughter.

Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, s**... and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of time

Just like yo mamma

They don't have "yo mamma" jokes in Japan.

They have "umami" jokes!

Yo mamma so ugly

The CDC recommends she continue to wear a mask after the pandemic is over.

Yo Mamma So s**...

She thought Chicken Stock was KFC's share market

You know, I kinda feel sorry for kids of gay people

They either get twice the number of yo mamma jokes, or twice the number of dads leaving to buy milk.

A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical.

A few days later the Dr. saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later the Dr. talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."

Yo mamma so fat

Ed Sheeran had a s**... trying to sing the shape of her

Yo mamma so fat... if she was murdered her chalk outline would be a circle..

I know it's not mine. But just heard it for the first time the other day. Made me smile. What is your favorite yo mamma jokes? Would love to read them

Mamma joke, Yo mamma so ugly

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