Mamas Jokes

Funniest Mamas Short Jokes

Short mamas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mamas humour may include short moms jokes also.

1. Yo mama so fat... Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity
   But she so ugly people are still repelled by her
2. My 7 Year Old Cousin just told me this yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up
3. My daughter was born this morning, July 4th. It's the day I lost my independence.
   (This is also true, she was born around 2:30 this morning and baby and mama are doing well).
4. Yo mama is so fat that… She needs to wear a watch on both wrists because of time zone difference.
5. Yo mama's like a brick..... dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.
6. Yo mama so dumb that she spent 5 hours staring at a glass of orange juice because it said 'concentrate' on the package.
7. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef!
   A cow with no legs?
   Ground beef!
   A cow with 2 legs?
   YO MAMA
8. Yo mama's so fat Her nose can't even run
   Came up with this myself and was quite proud
9. Yo mama's so fat... ...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie.
10. Yo mama so fat... ...she had an heart attack while running an app.

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Mamas One Liners

Which mamas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mamas? I can suggest the ones about mamma and go mama.

1. Yo mama's so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops
2. Yo mama so fat. . . I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.
3. Yo mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
4. Yo Mama so fat, when she breaks a plate… It's usually of the tectonic variety.
5. Mama, is this safe to eat? No honey... it's for storing our valuables.
6. The earth used to be flat, but then they buried yo mama.
7. Yo Mama so fat that when she slid into my DMs…. My phone ran out of space.
8. Yo mama so ugly When she sits on her phone, it unlocks.
9. Yo mama so old Her chiropractor a paleontologist
10. Yo mama so fat... I pictured her in my head and broke my neck.
11. If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what do you call his mother? Joe mama
12. Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a memory foam it forgot
13. Yo mama is so fat… I know six fat people and she's 5 of them.
14. Yo mama so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas
15. Yo mama is so fat She is literally attractive

Witty Mamas Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about mamas you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean home mommas jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mamas pranks.