The Best 15 Mamas Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mamas jokes. There are some mamas graceful jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mamas yo mama so dark puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mamas Jokes and Puns

My 7 Year Old Cousin just told me this

yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up

What is a welfare queen?

You live in government housing, five kids by three baby mamas, and the IRS after you

Yo mamas so classless...

...she could be a marxist utopia

Mamas joke, Yo mamas so classless...

Yo mamas so dumb

She tripped over a cordless phone

Your mamas so fat...

She could end the government shutdown if we put her on the US/Mexico Border.


Yo mamas so stupid

She got stabbed in a shootout

Yo mamas glasses so thick

when she looks at a map, she can see people wave

Mamas joke, Yo mamas glasses so thick

yo mamas so fat

When someone took a picture of her they couldn't get it off the ground

Do you think whores love their mamas?

I mean, we all know how they feel about their daddies.

Yo mamas so fat

Her pictures hang themselves

Kids have the lowest standards

Everything is about banging their friends moms even though their mamas are so fat that when she skips a meal, the stock market crashes

You can explore mamas mamma reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean mamas grandmothers dad jokes. There are also mamas puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


your mamas head is so big

it will take 500 years for it to go into one ear and out the other

[Nerd joke] Yo mamas so fat...

That her jiggle physics can break a gtx titan x quad sli

I was walking and talking with a friend the other day and he said ha! You step on a crack, you break your mamas back.

I said how do you know about foot fisting?

Yo mamas like a bowling ball

She gets fingered 3 times then thrown back into the gutter

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mamas mommy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mamas yo mama so crazy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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