Following is our collection of funniest Mama jokes. There are some mama dada jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mama mole puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
and the Judge is asking Baby Bear who he wishes to live with. "So, is it Mama or Papa?" the Judge asks.
"Mama and Papa beat me," says Baby Bear.
"Well do you have any other relatives?" asked the Judge.
"I have an uncle in Chicago," replies Baby Bear.
"Does he beat you too?" asks the Judge.
"Naww," says Baby Bear. "The Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
When she tripped, I didn't laugh, but the ground was cracking up
Yo mama such a ho that her privates are called publics.
i'm ashamed of this. but also really proud.
The NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.
(Part joke and part tongue-twister - lots of fun to tell out loud.)
Once upon a time, a mama skunk had twin baby skunks, who she named In and Out.
One day when they were just wee skunks, In and Out went out to play. At lunchtime, Mama Skunk poked her head out and called out, "In and Out, it's time to come in!"
After a few minutes, Out comes in. Mama looks at him and says, "Out, where is In? I just told you both to come in!"
Out says, "In is still out." So Mama tells him "Well Out, you go right back out, find In, and bring him in!" So Out goes out, and within just a minute he comes back in with In.
Mama Skunk is amazed. She says, "Out, how on earth did you find In so quickly?"
Out shrugs and says, "Instinks."
Mama mole, papa mole, and baby mole all lived in a hole. One day, mama mole stuck her head out and sniffed the air.
"That's weird, I smell grape jelly."
Papa mole squeezes up beside her, sniffs around, and says, "That's funny, because i smell strawberry jam."
Baby mole wanted to sniff the air too, but was stuck behind mama and papa mole, so he said "That's strange, all I smell is molasses!"
Mama, Mama, I don't like little brother!
Shut up and eat what you're told.
Mama, Mama, I don't want to go to Hawaii!
Shut up and keep swimming.
Mama, Mama, I don't like going in circles!
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Honestly, I'm scarred.
They run over a mama skunk and the wife insists that they go back and pick up the baby skunk.
She says to her husband, "The poor thing is freezing."
"Put him between your legs and warm him up." is the husband's reply.
"But what about the smell?" she asks.
The husband says, "Just hold his little nose and he should be fine."
The title says it all.
Heres one:
Yo mama so fat that light bends around her.
Kid: mom, some kid is calling me gay
mama: Hit him, in the face.
Kid: I cant
Mom: Why?
Kid: Cause, he's so Cute!!
when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad
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Mom: "Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!"
Your mama is so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead... Just to make up her mind.
Yo mama is so classless that Marx thinks she's an ideal society.
Papa mole first pokes his head out of the hole and sniffs. He then says "I smell some good pancakes and syrup." Next mama mole pokes her head out of the hole and says "all I smell is fruits and honey." Then baby mole tries to poke his head out of the hole and says " I can't smell anything except molasses."
Teacher: Can anyone use the word "fascinate" in a sentence?
Billy: I was fascinated by the sunrise.
Teacher: Good, but "fascinated" is past tense. Can anyone else try?
Suzie: It was fascinating to see the flowers grow.
Teacher: Good, Suzie, but you added an "ing" at the end of the word and made it an adjective. I just want to hear the verb "fascinate".
Ernie: Yo mama got a blouse with 12 buttons on it...but she so fat, she can only fascinate!
pickup lines don't work on her.
her carbon footprint turned to diamond.
...she had an heart attack while running an app.
The physicists discovered Gravitational waves today
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. So he says, "Geez, all I can smell is . . . . .
molasses."
"Twenty dollars?!" he said. "For what?"
"To buy groceries," I told him.
"When I was a boy," my grandfather said. "My mama would give me one dollar, just *one dollar*, and I'd go to the store and come home with two loaves of bread, two sacks of potatoes, a carton of eggs, three bottles of milk, a can of coffee and a box of tea."
He shrugged and paused.
"Times have changed and ya can't do that now," he told me. "Too many fuckin' security cameras."
he made her espresso.
I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.
She fell into a gorilla exhibit and got shot.
Nearby is a family of moles living in their burrow underground. Papa mole wakes up and crawls up to the hole and says, "It smells delicious up here! I can smell sausage and eggs and is that some ham frying too?" So mama mole climbs up and she's greeted with the sweet smells of breakfast. "I smell fresh toast and flap jacks and maybe a hint of cinnamon!" Baby mole tries to enjoy the smells but can't get past mama and papa through the hole and says, "All I can smell is molasses."
When a Muslim man marries her he fills up his 4 wives quota
...it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
Her face spells "ugly" in Braille
Like your mom.
...until your mama got on it
I pictured her in my head and broke my neck.
It takes more than a single processor to load her chunks.
Mama MIA.
She went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheque
She can't save files bigger than 4GB.
That when she sends me nudes, my phone storage gets full.
When she sings.. it's over.
...she preordered the Bible.
The last time she saw 2017 was on the scale
but then they buried yo mama.
..when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
She left the house in high heels and came back with flip flops
She can't allocate files over 4 gb
Thanos had to snap twice.
Your dad was attracted to her by the force of gravity.
That she falls off of both sides of the bed at once
Because a dog is a man's best friend.
... I told her to act her age, and she died.
Mama bear and Papa bear are getting a divorce. The judge asks baby bear what parent he wants to live with.
Judge: Ok baby bear, do you want to live with your Mama?
Baby Bear: No, she beats me.
Judge: Ok how about your Papa?
Baby Bear: No he beats me even more...
Judge: Then who do you want to live with?
Baby Bear: I want to live with the Chicago Bears! They don't beat anyone!
I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas
When she was buried, the flat earthers announced the earth is not flat anymore.
A dad joke meets a yo mama joke... and then they screw in a lightbulb.
Thanos had to clap to get rid of her
that when she says 'no',
it's a mass protest.
I told him he doesn't understand how physics works, cause everyone has a gravitational orbit.
Then I informed him his dad is so massive that his gravitational orbit is so large, not even light can escape it — and that's why he hasn't seen his dad in 20 years!
Gravitational lensing
The rest is your mama
Mary Jane was swinging on the swing set when her Mama came out and yelled,
Mary Jane! Don't swing so high! The boys can see your underwear!
But Mary Jane just laughed and laughed, because she knew she wasn't wearing any underwear.
But the difference is a parent.
If someone kills her it's mass murder.
She keeps trying to spread, but nobody wants her.
she tripped over the wireless network.
In always stays inside, and Out always stays outside.
One day In went out and Out went in.
Mama soon called for the boys, but only Out came.
"Go find your brother." she ordered.
Out came back with In in less than five minutes.
"How did you do it so fast?" Mama asked.
Out simply replied, "Instincts."
(if you dont get it, read it aloud.)
Where's pop corn?
Lean beef!
A cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
A cow with 2 legs?
YO MAMA
When she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Gimme your best yo mama jokes.
is during a meteor shower
Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask
The whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask.
No honey... it's for storing our valuables.
When she jumped into the pool, nasa found water on Mars.
She can't store files larger than 4 GB.
Yo mama so fat, she went to a weight lifting competition and won 1st place for standing up
Your dad wakes up with morning wouldn't.
they tell each other Jo 'Bama jokes.
(I'm sorry, it's terrible)
Joe mama.
Credit to u/Grignard_RMgX
But we shouldn't talk about the elephant in the room.
When she took the vaccine she got herd immunity
Well I did it! Bank balance: 9.11!
she can't even pay attention
She can only give free reddit awards
She's got a great sense of humour.
She attracted yo dad
She thought her indigestion was lactose intolerance living in the milky way.
They never get hot
And she cracked the highway to hell.
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