Mama Jokes
129 mama jokes and hilarious mama puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mama that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Mama Short Jokes
Short mama jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mama humour may include short mamma jokes also.
- My daughter was born this morning, July 4th. It's the day I lost my independence.
(This is also true, she was born around 2:30 this morning and baby and mama are doing well). - What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef!
A cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
A cow with 2 legs?
YO MAMA - If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what will his mother be called? Joe mama.
Credit to u/Grignard_RMgX - I bought a shirt and some neckwear from Ebay that used to belong to the guy from the Mamas & the Papas All the sleeves are brown and the tie is gray
- Biden and Barack don't tell each other "yo mama" jokes... they tell each other Jo 'Bama jokes.
(I'm sorry, it's terrible) - String Fight My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violin.
- Mama always said Work until your bank account looks like a phone number. Well I did it! Bank balance: 9.11!
- Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed, one jumped off and bumped his head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said We don't accept your insurance.
- We all complain about reposts, but do you know where new jokes come from? A dad joke meets a yo mama joke... and then they screw in a lightbulb.
- Yo mama jokes are classics They're kinda outdated, yet still enjoyed by many.
Just like yo mama.
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Mama One Liners
Which mama one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mama? I can suggest the ones about mommy and to mamma.
- Mama, is this safe to eat? No honey... it's for storing our valuables.
- If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what do you call his mother? Joe mama
- Yo mama fell down... The physicists discovered Gravitational waves today
- Dad jokes and Yo Mama jokes seem like they'd be the same But the difference is a parent.
- What do Italians say when their mother gets lost during a war? Mama mia.
- Chefs don't tell yo mama jokes They tell umami jokes.
- Mama buffalo was so sad seeing her son leave home… All she could say was: bison.
- Yo mama so old, She remembers the first repost.
- What did the mama bullet say to the papa bullet? We're going to have a BB!
- Yo mama so thirsty She climbed Mt. Dew.
-- my 9 year old - Yo mama is like groceries during a pandemic... ...available for curbside pickup.
- So I heard a new Mama Mia movie was coming out. Oh boy, here we go again.
- Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
- What's the similarity between my jokes and yo mama? They never get hot
- What do you call a small mama bear? Bear mini-mum
Your Mama Jokes
Here is a list of funny your mama jokes and even better your mama puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is a welfare queen? You live in government housing, five kids by three baby mamas, and the IRS after you
- A mama pickle was walking past her son's room when she heard some thumping coming from inside. She banged on the door and yelled Quit gherkin off in there!
- What do your mom and yo mama jokes have in common? They're both getting old but are still enjoyed by many.
- Interesting fact: the sun makes up 99.86% of the solar system's mass! The rest is your mama
- My toddler has now reached the age where she has cute nicknames for me and my wife. Now we're mama and AUGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
- "Someone's been sleeping in MY bed!" said Papa Bear. "Someone's been sleeping in MY bed!" said Mama Bear.
"Please stop fighting," sobbed Baby Bear. "It's Christmas." - Do you know what they call yo mama's legs? "Rock" and "Hard place". Why? Because everyone has been between them at some point in their lives.
- What did the baby say to the mama? I don't always drink milk, but when I do, I prefer Dos Tetas.
- Had a great time telling Yo Mama jokes with all my buddies last night. She's got a great sense of humour.
- Somebody's been sleeping in my bed! Said the Papa bear Then the Mama bear divorced him.
Old Mama Jokes
Here is a list of funny old mama jokes and even better old mama puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Yo Mama so OLD She met Gary Oldman when he was Gary Numan.
\-MPL - Yo mama.. is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park
- Yo momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
- Yo mama so old.. when she was young the hottest boygroup was Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.
Howlingly Hilarious Mama Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about mama you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baby momma jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mama pranks.
3 little kids, Leafy, Rainy and Bricky.
They were asking their mother about their names.
Leafy asked:
— Mama, why is my name Leafy?
The Mother answered:
— Cause when you were born a Leaf fell on your head
Then Rainy asked:
— Mama, why is my name Rainy?
— Because when your were born, the water from the rain fell on your head
Then Bricky Asked:
SANMAM,,, EHYWY DISIIS HJHHTMHMGM AMENMA BFIJCKCY¿
"Man, it smells like upjoe in here."
"What's up Joe?"
"Who's Joe?"
"Joe mama."
Swedish Man: What's 2+2?
Me: uh... 4
Swedish Man: FJOUR MAMA!
Your mama joke!
She sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
The person sitting on the barstool next to her, is her.
She was sunbathing on the beach one day, and the "save the whales" people kept trying to push her back into the water.
She accidentally cut herself, and gravy came out.
Mama and Papa Bear are getting divorced...
and the Judge is asking Baby bear who he wishes to live with. "So, is it Mama or Papa?" the Judge asks.
"Mama and Papa beat me," says Baby Bear.
"Well do you have any other relatives?" asked the Judge.
"I have an uncle in Chicago," replies Baby Bear.
"Does he beat you too?" asks the Judge.
"Naww," says Baby Bear. "The Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
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Yo mama such a h**......
Yo mama such a h**... that her privates are called publics.
i'm ashamed of this. but also really proud.
Yo daddy jokes?
Recently heard a yo mama joke and wondered if there is such a thing as yo daddy jokes. If they do exist, I'd like to read some!
In and Out
(Part joke and part tongue-twister - lots of fun to tell out loud.)
Once upon a time, a mama skunk had twin baby skunks, who she named In and Out.
One day when they were just wee skunks, In and Out went out to play. At lunchtime, Mama Skunk poked her head out and called out, "In and Out, it's time to come in!"
After a few minutes, Out comes in. Mama looks at him and says, "Out, where is In? I just told you both to come in!"
Out says, "In is still out." So Mama tells him "Well Out, you go right back out, find In, and bring him in!" So Out goes out, and within just a minute he comes back in with In.
Mama Skunk is amazed. She says, "Out, how on earth did you find In so quickly?"
Out shrugs and says, "Instinks."
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A Response To The s**... "What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke" Reposted Every Second Day
Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that.
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Tomato Family
A Papa Tomato, a Mama Tomato, and a Baby Tomato are all walking down the street. The Baby Tomato starts to trail behind. The Papa Tomato turns around and walks over to the Baby Tomato, SMASHES him, and says "Ketchup!"
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At my friend's house, her dad told us these jokes called "Mama mama jokes." I expected old fashioned "Yo' mama" jokes. I got these.
Mama, Mama, I don't like little brother!
Shut up and eat what you're told.
Mama, Mama, I don't want to go to Hawaii!
Shut up and keep swimming.
Mama, Mama, I don't like going in circles!
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Honestly, I'm scarred.
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Yo mama is so fat...
Yo mama is so fat she stubbed her c**...!
An old married couple are driving down the road.
They run over a mama skunk and the wife insists that they go back and pick up the baby skunk.
She says to her husband, "The poor thing is freezing."
"Put him between your legs and warm him up." is the husband's reply.
"But what about the smell?" she asks.
The husband says, "Just hold his little nose and he should be fine."
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A "your mama joke for the books.
Your mama is so s**... she puts lipstick on her forehead... Just to make up her mind.
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Fascinate
Teacher: Can anyone use the word "fascinate" in a sentence?
Billy: I was fascinated by the sunrise.
Teacher: Good, but "fascinated" is past tense. Can anyone else try?
Suzie: It was fascinating to see the flowers grow.
Teacher: Good, Suzie, but you added an "ing" at the end of the word and made it an adjective. I just want to hear the verb "fascinate".
Ernie: Yo mama got a blouse with 12 b**... on it...but she so fat, she can only fascinate!
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I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars.
"Twenty dollars?!" he said. "For what?"
"To buy groceries," I told him.
"When I was a boy," my grandfather said. "My mama would give me one dollar, just *one dollar*, and I'd go to the store and come home with two loaves of bread, two sacks of potatoes, a carton of eggs, three bottles of milk, a can of coffee and a box of tea."
He shrugged and paused.
"Times have changed and ya can't do that now," he told me. "Too many f**...' security cameras."
Yo mama is like a tourist bus
Hop on, hop off
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Yo mama so s**... she went to Shop Rite
And shopped wrong
Some campers wake up in the morning and start making breakfast...
Nearby is a family of moles living in their burrow underground. Papa mole wakes up and crawls up to the hole and says, "It smells delicious up here! I can smell sausage and eggs and is that some ham frying too?" So mama mole climbs up and she's greeted with the sweet smells of breakfast. "I smell fresh toast and flap jacks and maybe a hint of cinnamon!" Baby mole tries to enjoy the smells but can't get past mama and papa through the hole and says, "All I can smell is molasses."
The Flintstones
One day pebbles took a shower with Fred and Wilma. Her curiosity lead her to ask questions
Pebbles: Mama what's that between your legs?
Wilma: oh honey that's mommy's rock cutter.
Pebbles: Dada what's the between your legs?
Fred: oh sweetie that's my rock.
Pebbles: oh I get it, when daddy puts his rock into mommy's rock cutter out comes Pebbles!
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Yo mamas so s**...
She got stabbed in a shootout
Yo Mama Jokes
Every "Yo Mama" joke has been used a thousand times by a thousand persons.
Just like Yo Mama.
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Yo mamas glasses so thick
when she looks at a map, she can see people wave
What is similar about studying farming and taking "yo mama" to the opera?
One is taking horticulture....
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Yo mama so big
_She doesn't get periods, she gets exclamation marks._
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Yo mama so fat...
That when she sends me n**..., my phone storage gets full.
What's Hannibal's favourite game?
Cooking Mama
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Yo mama is so mean ...
when she dies they will write her an o-b**...-uary
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Yo mama so n**...,
She had to cut the string off her t**... so the c**... stop hanging themselves.
Three tomatoes are walking down the street
Papa tomato, Mama tomato and Baby Tomato.
Baby tomato starts lagging behind and Papa tomato gets really angry. He goes back and squishes him and says,
Ketchup
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Yo mama so f**...
Tears climb up her forehead and down the back of her head.
Jewish man calls his mom. "Mama, I have good news and bad news..."
Mother, ever the optimist: "Give me the bad news."
Man: "I can't live a lie anymore. I'm gay."
Mother, a traditional conservative woman, after the wailing and the gnashing of teeth that was expected of her by her son, regains her composure and asks: "Well, what's the good news?"
Man: "So I met this nice Jewish doctor..."
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Justin told me my mama was so fat she had a gravitational orbit ...
I told him he doesn't understand how physics works, cause everyone has a gravitational orbit.
Then I informed him his dad is so massive that his gravitational orbit is so large, not even light can escape it — and that's why he hasn't seen his dad in 20 years!
A joke my dad always tells.
Mary Jane was swinging on the swing set when her Mama came out and yelled,
Mary Jane! Don't swing so high! The boys can see your underwear!
But Mary Jane just laughed and laughed, because she knew she wasn't wearing any underwear.
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Yo mama so fat
I'm really concerned about her health, is she doing ok? I think she uses food as a coping mechanism. Let her know I'm here to talk if she needs support
Dad: What do your friends think about you having two dads?
Son: They're fine with it, but they hate that I'm immune to Yo Mama jokes.
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Yo mama so fat.
If someone kills her it's mass m**....
Hey is that joe
Joe Mama!
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Yo mama so fat...
When she hauls a**..., she has to make two trips.
Gimme your best yo mama jokes.
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Yo mama so s**...
She wears a face mask on a zoom meeting
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Yo Mama jokes hit differently when you're Indian
Like are you dissing my mum or my uncle? I need clarity
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Yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven.
And she cracked the highway to h**....
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Yo mama so fat...
She can't get her a**... over there 'cause it's already over there.
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Your mama so old
She watched the Flintstones live
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Yo mama so s**..., her password requirement needed to be 8 characters long so she typed in
"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".
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Yo mama so fat
>!We're genuinely worried about her. That kind of lifestyle is unhealthy. You should encourage her to walk more and lay off the Ben&j**...'s.!<
The Italian Mother
Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is
going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Mama, I'm going to bring over three women and you
try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house, sits them
down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says, "Okay, Mama, guess which one am I going to marry?"
Mama says immediately, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Mama. You're right. How did you know?"
Mama replies: "I don't like her."
Mama, how did I get my name?
(USA-centric)
"Mama, how did I get my name?"
"Why do you need to know, Loquinda?"
"It's for my homework."
"Well, I was staying at a LaQuinta Inn the night you were conceived. So I just rearranged the letters a bit to make a pretty name."
"Oh. That's cool. How did my brother get his name?"
"Which one, Arvey or Suppurate?"
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Yo mama so fat
Yo mama so fat she b**... dialed me from a phone booth.
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Three tomatoes are walking down the street
Three tomatoes are walking down the street,Papa tomato, Mama tomato and Baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind and Papa tomato gets really angry. Papa goes back and squishes him and says,
"KETCHUP"
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yo mama is so g**...
that when i told her to 'do the robot' r2-d2 got h**...
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Yo mama jokes thread
What are some of the best "Yo mama" jokes of recent times?
I'll go first: Yo mama's so s**..., she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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Yo mama so s**......
She put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
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Yo Mama...
...is so n**..., I had phone s**... with her and she gave me an ear infection.
