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24 mam jokes and hilarious mam puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mam that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Mam Short Jokes

Short mam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mam humour may include short auntie jokes also.

  1. Your mum is so fat that when she entered an ugly contest they said, "sorry mam, but no professionals."
  2. My Mam was an interior decorator and me Dad was a gynecologist So I can paint your hallway through your letterbox
  3. A woman calls the police claiming a one armed man is trying to kill her... They say to her "don't worry about him mam, he's hARMLESS."
  4. My Dad always worked really hard to be able to put dinner on the table for his family. And still my Mam moaned because he couldn't afford to buy plates.
    That table was ruined.

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Mam One Liners

Which mam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mam? I can suggest the ones about gran and mommy.

  1. What's an Imam? An I-mam is the oldest Apple product!
  2. What does Steven Avery get from KFC?(MAM PART 2 SPOILER) A boneless bullet
  3. What prehistoric animal loves lamps? Mam-moths
  4. It's hard for me to say it to you, mam, But your son has fallen down the Eyjafjallajökull
  5. What did the doctor say when George Michael died? Wham bam thank you mam....
  6. what did internet man say to other internet mam "dank meme"
  7. What do you call a man with no tongue? a mam
  8. I used to tell lots of mean anti-jokes... But they drove my mam's sister to s**....

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about mam can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of mam puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Uproarious Mam Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about mam you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean mummy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mam prank.

A blond cop pulls over a blond and asks for identification.

The blond asks, What's that?
The blond cop replies, It's the thing in your purse with your picture on it.
The blond reaches into her purse, pulls out her compact mirror, and hands it over.
The blond cop opens it, takes a look, and says, I'm sorry mam. If I knew you were an officer, I wouldn't have pulled you over.

Joke translated to English from German

A blonde is driving home when she gets pulled over by a police officer.
"Mam, may i see you driving license?!"
"What's a driving license? "
"You know this thing in your purse with your face on..."
She starts digging through her purse, finds her cosmetic mirror, and hands it over to the policeman.
The policeman takes a look at the mirror and responds-
"Should have told me right away your a police officer too "

A cop pulls over a woman

The officer comes to the window of the car and asks the woman "Mam, do you have any weapons in the car?"
The woman replies "Well, I have a 12 gauge in the trunk, a smith and wesen in the glove compartment, a colt on my side, and a derenger strapped to my boot."
The officer says "My god woman, what are you afraid of?"
She says "Absolutely nothing."

Teacher, Why are you sleeping in the class

Teacher: Why are you sleeping in the class ??
Student: Your Voice is so sweet Mam that's why
I am getting sleep.
Teacher: Then why other people are not sleeping?
Student: They are not Listening to you Mam.

A man and a blonde woman are talking about their children while waiting for them at nursery.

Man: How many kids do you have here mam?
Blonde: Oh I have two toddlers. What about you?
Man: I have one that's just under two.
Blonde: Look I know I'm a blonde, but I know how much one is.

Drunk driver

A woman gets into an accident while driving. She tries to explain to the officer that it wasn't her fault. She says the other guy was drinking and on his phone! The officer looks at the lady and says, "mam, he could do that in his own backyard.

The excited blonde .

A blonde went to Brisbane for first time.. She was very excited and as soon as the plane landed in brisbane, she began shouting ''Brisbane Brisbane''
The air hostess being annoyed said '' Please mam , Be silent''
The blonde then shouted ''Risane Risane''

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Teacher :- Why are u sleeping in the class ?
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Student :- Your voice is so sweet thats why i am getting sleep .
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Teacher : - Then why other students are not sleeping ?
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Student :- They aren't listening to u mam ...........

A blondie was late for class

Teacher: why you are late for class today?
Blondie: Mam, A boy was following me while I was coming.
Teacher: Then you should be early for class.
Blondie: Mam that guy was following very slowly.

After an astronaut fell into a black hole, an official from NASA was explaining the situation to his, now widowed, ex-wife.

"What do you mean he was spaghettified?" The widow interjects.
The official replies, "I'm sorry, Mam. Your husband has... Pasta way..."

An old lady phoned the police about her neighbour stripping off in his bedroom with light on and curtains open, the police came round and checked, they said but mam there is a tree blocking the view you cannot see his bedroom window, she replied.

You can if you stand on top of the wardrobe.

A woman boards a plane and is seated next to a man.

The man has the worst sitting posture she's ever seen, and as the plane took off, she couldn't help but stare at him.
Around an hour later, the man notices the woman staring and asks if anything is wrong.
"Did anything happen, Mam?"
"Oh no, it's got nothing to do with you, something just isn't sitting right with me."

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these mam jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.