The Best 9 Malware Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Malware jokes. There are some malware upload jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these malware ransomware puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Malware Jokes and Puns

His holiness the Dalai Lama

Sent an email to Xi Jinping.

Xi Jinping opened the email and clicked on the attachment.

It was malware and the Party's computer system crashed.

Xi Jinping got on the phone and angrily demanded an answer from His Holiness.

"With attachment, comes suffering", said the Dalai Lama

How does a Russian hacker get its malware onto the NSA's computers?

By in-Stalin it.

Do you know what happens if you make a malware angry?


So if google glass got a virus..

Would it be called malware or malwear?

There was a situation where malware was shown as a kitten meme

The damage it caused was catastrophic

Want to know how to not get malware?

To late, you already clicked the link.

My computer is so old

When I turn it on the malware prompts me to update.

How did Stephen Hawking really die?

He downloaded malware

I was gonna make a joke about John McAfee

but there's just nothing funny about malware.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the malware breach jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working malware trojan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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