Following is our collection of funniest Malware jokes. There are some malware upload jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these malware ransomware puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Sent an email to Xi Jinping.
Xi Jinping opened the email and clicked on the attachment.
It was malware and the Party's computer system crashed.
Xi Jinping got on the phone and angrily demanded an answer from His Holiness.
"With attachment, comes suffering", said the Dalai Lama
By in-Stalin it.
Malwarebytes.
Would it be called malware or malwear?
The damage it caused was catastrophic
To late, you already clicked the link.
When I turn it on the malware prompts me to update.
He downloaded malware
but there's just nothing funny about malware.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the malware breach jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working malware trojan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.