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6 malware jokes and hilarious malware puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about malware that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Hilarious Malware Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What is a good malware joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

His holiness the Dalai Lama

Sent an email to Xi Jinping.
Xi Jinping opened the email and clicked on the attachment.
It was malware and the Party's computer system crashed.
Xi Jinping got on the phone and angrily demanded an answer from His Holiness.
"With attachment, comes suffering", said the Dalai Lama

Do you know what happens if you make a malware angry?

Malwarebytes.

So if google glass got a virus..

Would it be called malware or malwear?

There was a situation where malware was shown as a kitten meme

The damage it caused was catastrophic

Want to know how to not get malware?

To late, you already clicked the link.

I was gonna make a joke about John McAfee

but there's just nothing funny about malware.

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