The Best 22 Malone Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Malone jokes. There are some malone ludacris jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these malone rapper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Malone Jokes and Puns

God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and Hell.

"I know for a fact we are gonna win," said God. "We have all the best players up here...Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on."

"I wouldn't count on that, God," said Satan. "You see, down here, *we* have all the referees."

Post Malone may be a popular rapper, but have you heard of his long-lost cousin Ho Malone?

His most popular track is about some kid named Kevin who has to fight off burglars in his house.

I got 6 numbers at the bar last night...

One more and it would have been a complete telephone number.

(special thanks to Kevin Malone)

Malone joke, I got 6 numbers at the bar last night...

What did the rapper say to his banker?

Can I postpone malone?

What do yo call a tall, muscular Irishman with a temper that you shouldn't mess with?

Liam Malone


If you've heard of Post Malone maybe you've heard of Ho Malone

It's this classic movie about a young boy who gets left behind by his family at Christmas and has to defend his house from burglars.

Article on the future of L.A. rapper "Post Malone" was withdrawn from print by local mail service.

Or;

Post on post-Post Malone's career and goals was postponed from posting by postal service.

Malone joke, Article on the future of L.A. rapper "Post Malone" was withdrawn from print by local mail service.

New movie about a male prostitute

Hoe Malone

post malone has cancelled his tour :(

does that make him postpone malone?

What do you call an Irish fella trying to break up a fight?

Liam Malone

What do you call Post Malone when he's on Facebook by himself?

Post Alone.

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I tried buying tickets to a rap concert to see if the bank had processed the loan I requested on my account

They did not Post Malone.

Post Malone and his family went out for dinner, while his sister was the only person left in the house. When they came back, they found out the neighbours had started referring to her as a promiscuous woman.

After all, she was Ho Malone.

I believe the internet should be more balanced...

I believe the internet should be more balanced. Everyone posts their success' and not enough of their failures.

We must strive to keep things realistic so people don't feel bad.

So today I've decided that while I post my scholarships, I'll also Post Malone.

What do you call a rapper that delays his concert?

Postpone Malone.

Post malone pizza.

So tried my first post malone pizza the other day. It was alright but it just fell apart.

Malone joke, Post malone pizza.

My realtor was really angry with me as I moved into my new house without paying it off in full

It looks like the bank forgot to Post Malone.

You will get this if you are Dutch and listen to Post Malone

So you know how he has these nicknames, such as Home Malone, Water Malone, Post Cologne, etc.
I came up with a Dutch one:
Austin Proost.

Hey you've heard of Post Malone, right? But have you heard of Ho Malone?

It's an 80's Christmas classic starring Macaulay Culkin.


Post Malone Has Started His Own Student Loan Service in an Attempt to Lift the Burden Off of New Graduates

It's called " Post Malone's Post Pone Ma Loans"

What do you call an Irish bodyguard?

Liam Malone.

Moses Malone died.

I am sure that when everyone heard he was sick, they just assumed he would rebound.

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