Mallet Jokes
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The Funniest Mallet Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What is a good mallet joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The judge asked the woman what she stole. She replied, I stole a can of peaches.
The judge then asked, how many peaches were in the can?
Six, replied the woman.
After consideration, the judge decided to sentence her one night of prison for every peach she stole. Six nights total.
At this moment the woman felt helpless, bawling her eyes out, she didn't know what to do.
And before the judge smacked the mallet down to make it final, her husband entered into the courtroom and yelled, your honor, wait!
The judge froze and listened to what the husband wanted to say.
She also stole a can of peas!
A pig that can speak French
A circus advertises a new act: a pig that can speak French. A trainer walks onto the stage carrying a small pig with a blue ribbon and a wooden mallet. The trainer asks, "Parlez-vous français?" and hits the pig with the mallet. The pig: "Ouiiii..."
New Game
Here's a new game we can all play!
You have to use a long mallet to hit frozen potato treats through hoops on a field. All while dressed as a frontiersman
I call it
Croquette Crockett Croquet
Well, I just got a very bitter complaint that the polo mallet I sold on ebay was too short
I told him to get off his high horse
Why did the musician smash his clock with a mallet?
It was hammer time.
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