Mallard Jokes
8 mallard jokes and hilarious mallard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mallard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Two mallards walk into a bar
The other one ducks
*Ba dum tsss*
TIL about Mexican drug birds.
During the early 60s drug cartels would use South-American mallard flocks to smuggle drugs over the border.
The birds' predictable migration patterns and considerable size made them perfect for the job, until a few years later.
That's when the ducks got wise and just started smoking all the quack.
Why did the Mallard fail as a comic?
His humor was too fowl.
What did the abusive mallard say to his duck wife?
Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack.
Mallard punnage
Why can't you shoot a mallard ?
They duck
What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?
They're both duct-taters (sorry)
What did they arrest the mafia mallard for?
Quacketerring.
(I quickly deleted and reposted to fix the spelling in the titles)
What did the arrest the mafia mallard for?
Quacketeering
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