Mallard Duck Jokes
8 mallard duck jokes and hilarious mallard duck puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mallard duck that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Two mallards walk into a bar
The other one ducks
*Ba dum tsss*
TIL about Mexican drug birds.
During the early 60s drug cartels would use South-American mallard flocks to smuggle drugs over the border.
The birds' predictable migration patterns and considerable size made them perfect for the job, until a few years later.
That's when the ducks got wise and just started smoking all the quack.
What did the abusive mallard say to his duck wife?
Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack.
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Mallard punnage
Why can't you shoot a mallard ?
They duck
Why didn't the mallard walk into the bar?
He ducked under it.
What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?
Duck!!!
The first duck President
Mallard Fowlmore
If you walk into a zoo and steal a duck
do they call it stolen mallard?
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