Malfunction Jokes
22 malfunction jokes and hilarious malfunction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about malfunction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Malfunction Short Jokes
Short malfunction jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The malfunction humour may include short dysfunction jokes also.
- A plane malfunctioned and went for a nosedive mid-flight, but it just bounced after touching the ground. Boeing.
- My robot was malfunctioning. He had developed a dangerously shocking personality, so I grounded her for a week.
- I don't understand how people are complaining about visual bugs in Cyberpunk 2077 It's just your character's cyberoptics malfunctioning.
- The Canadian space program suffered a serious set back, today. During launch, there was a major malfunction in the primary propulsion system of the first stage vehicle. The rubber band broke.
- Did you hear about the malfunctioning register at the liquor store? Everything's coming up rosé's
- I went SCUBA-diving and my equipment malfunctioned. I was so mad... ... it literally made my blood boil.
- I recently bought a new car in Texas - it's malfunctioning pls help Whenever I start the car it says Haudi .
- My Great Grandpa nearly died in the holocaust! He was innocently doing his job when he was attacked by an angry mob! Turns out the gas chamber malfunctioned.
- Did you hear about that one New Year's Eve in Times Square where the ball malfunctioned halfway through? They really dropped the ball on that one.
- Hate it when my Facebook newsfeed malfunctions and includes so many obscure posts. I'm still trying to get to the bottom of it.
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Malfunction One Liners
Which malfunction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with malfunction? I can suggest the ones about faulty and disorder.
- What do you get from a malfunctioning Skoda? A Czech engine light
- I searched for 'wardrobe malfunction' on pornhub and it showed me a video about Narnia
- A Tesla drives into a bar... due to Auto Pilot malfunction...
- Recently, my self driving car has been malfunctioning. It's driving me crazy
- Why doesn't anyone like the malfunctioning screwdriver? Because it always screws up
- What do you call a dishwasher malfunction? A dishaster
- True or False A german u-boat was sunk because of a malfunctioning toilet.
- Why did mark zuckerberg start malfunctioning? He went to McDonald's and had a mcafee
- What do you get when a cat has a wardrobe malfunction? Catnip.
- Even Satan has wardrobe malfunctions.
- Did you hear about the stripper who had a wardrobe malfunction? The n**... didn't slip.
Cheerful Malfunction Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about malfunction you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flaw jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make malfunction pranks.
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Everyone in Hawaii is mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools.
Hawaii **IS** the early warning system.
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Three men and a parachute
So, a norwegian, a danish and a swedish person are on a private flight. Suddenly, the pilot turns on the speaker and says:
"The plane is malfunctioning and is going to c**.... There's three parachutes, and I'm going to take one. You're going to have to figure out who doesn't get one".
He then proceeds to jump out of the plane.
The three men panic, but the norwegian tells the others to calm down and then says to the swedish person: "Here. You take one, we'll figure out who gets the last one." And the swedish jumps.
The norwegian then turns to the danish person and says: "Let's grab the chutes and get out of this thing."
The danish says, very confused:" But you just gave the second to last parachute to that swedish guy? There's only one left now."
To which the norwegian replies: "Relax man, I gave him my backpack."
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
This used to be my Dad's favorite joke. "The End of the World"
The world is ending by nuclear warfare and there are three men riding on a plane to a fallout shelter where they would be safe and ride out the devastation. The three men are: the president, the pope, and a young hippie.
Suddenly, as they are nearing their destination, the plane malfunctions and is going down quickly. The three passengers look at each other, then realize: there are only two parachutes.
The President hastily grabs a bag and before jumping out of the hatch says," I am God's gift to you all! I rule the United States! I am the leader this world will need! I am the SMARTEST man on this planet!"
Realizing they don't have much time the pope quickly says to the hippie, "My son, you have many more years to live than I, it would only be right for you to seize this opportunity and fulfill-"
The hippie begins laughing, startling the pope into silence, and says, "Don't worry Father, the smartest man on the planet just jumped out of the plane with my backpack on!"
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I was sitting on an automatic toilet when it malfunctioned and abruptly flushed underneath me…
Scared the s**... outta me.
The government has developed machines that will pick litter up from the beach.
I saw one the other day, but unfortunately it was malfunctioning and was grabbing birds off the shoreline instead.
I thought "Well, that took a tern."
