Males Jokes

Funniest Males Short Jokes

Short males jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The males humour may include short women men jokes also.

1. How to determine the gender of your cat ? pour some milk in a bowl and place it next to the cat, if she drinks it, your cat is a female, but if he drinks it, the cat is a male
2. What's the male version of a Karen called? I don't know but a group of them is called a Senate.
3. There's a way of telling if an orange is male or female… If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it's a male.
   If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female.
4. I was born male and I identify as male, yet... ... according to Tesco's Finest Sticky Toffee Pudding, I'm a family of four!
5. is google male or female? female: because it refuses to let me finish a sentence before making suggestions
6. Three feminists walk into a bar. They look at one another and say, "Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"
7. I was born male, I identify as male, but according to Sainsbury's Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding.... I'm a family of four.
8. TIL that Saudi Arabia has over 130 males for every 100 females in the country It must be awesome to be a woman in Saudi Arabia!
9. A woman is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The male cashier says: "You must be single." He got fired.
10. Why are genies always male? Well, there are female genies, but the men who find their lamp never know how to rub it just right.

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Males One Liners

Which males one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with males? I can suggest the ones about male and female and gents.

1. When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body Then I was born
2. Iron Man is a very confusing character. I know he's a guy but he could've been Fe Male.
3. What are a male donkey's pronouns? He / haw
4. Shouldn't Iron man be a woman? After all he is a Fe-Male.
5. Male bees die after mating. That's basically their entire lives. Honey. nut. Cheerio.
6. all ants are female because if they were male, they would be called uncles
7. I now understand the 52 genders Male, female, and 50 shades of gay
8. What's the worlds manliest job? A male man
9. Male bees die after mating. -And that's why they call it a honey nut cheerio
10. What is the gender of Iron Man? Fe Male
11. I'm going to make an all male massage parlor. I'll call it The Massagynist
12. Newton's third law of Emotion. For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
13. How does a male farmer win the heart of a female farmer? Attract her.
14. Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male.
15. Most people don't realize that Iron Man.. Is a Fe-male.

Males Females Jokes

Here is a list of funny males females jokes and even better males females puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A male snake charmer married a female undertaker.. Their bath towel read "Hiss" and "Hearse"
• I don't know why men go to bars to meet women... They should be going to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 and they're already looking for things they don't need.
• How do you tell the difference between Male and Female ghosts? One has boooooobs.
  The other gets full pay at their jobs.
• Why do guys go to bars to meet women? Go to target instead. The female to male ratio is 10-1 and they're already looking for things they don't need.
• Wound you be rich if you had 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? Of course you would, you'd have 100 sows and bucks
• What do you call Iron Man's transgender cousin? Fe-male
• What do you call a man made out of iron A Fe-male
• What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? A hundred sows and bucks.
• How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, a male and a female
• Is Google male or female? Female, because it knows everything, and secretly tracks your activity.

Females Males Jokes

Here is a list of funny females males jokes and even better females males puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Is Google male or female? Female, because it can't let you finish a sentence without providing several suggestions.
• -Mom, is God black or white? \-Both, mother answers
  \-Is he male of female?
  \-Both
  \-Mom, is Michael Jackson God?
• How do you tell the difference between a male and female chromosome? You pull down it's genes!
• Me: You know, the female black widow spider kills the male spider after mating. I don't understand why? Wife: I'm pretty sure it's to stop the male from snoring before it starts
• How can you tell female ants from male ants? They're all females, otherwise they'd be called uncles
• I too was once a male trapped in a female body... But then my mother gave birth.
• How big of a difference is there between the male and female reproductive system? There's a vas deferens.
• What's the difference between a male paragraph and a female paragraph? The male one has no periods.
• Captain Marvel wasn't the first standalone female superhero... Iron man was, because he's Fe-Male
• What do you call a woman in an Iron Man suit? Fe-Male

Males Mate Jokes

Here is a list of funny males mate jokes and even better males mate puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Male bees die after mating… So basically their life is:
  Honey. Nut. Cheerio.
• How does a male potato chip mate with a female potato chip? He Lay's on her.
• My mate went to Alaska and fell in love with both a male and female bear... He's Bipolar..
• The female Praying Mantis devours the male right after mating. It's easier to collect life insurance than child support.
• I heard male bees die after mating. I call that a honey nut cheerio.
  (Stole it off of twitter)
• Male preying mantises when mating season starts: finally! Male preying mantises after mating season:
• Did you know that only 1 in 5 male bullfrogs survive after mating? And the last one was never the same.
• My local zoo finally figured out why they couldn't get the Male alligator to mate with any of the females. Turns out he had ereptile dysfunction.
• The female praying mantis devours her male within minutes of mating, whereas ... the female human stretches it out over a lifetime!
• Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.

Adult Males Jokes

Here is a list of funny adult males jokes and even better adult males puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I once killed an adult male Grizzly bear on a ski trip in Alaska with a small serrated knife. I had no idea grizzlies could ski or where the bear got the knife.
• What do you call an adult male who believes that a man with a white beard hands out stuff for free? A communist
• As a large adult male I think I could probably last at least 30 seconds with Rhonda Rousey But probably less than 10 seconds in a fight against her.
• Fun fact: 7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. 93% of American adults think chocolate milk should come from white male cows.
• Pregnant my girlfriend got me pregnant. I am a male.
  I need an Adult!
• What separates a s**... active adult male from a 10 year old? A half a millimetre of latex.

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