Male Ducks Jokes
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Two ducks check into a hotel for their honeymoon. The we're making out and the male duck said I forgot to bring any condoms! So he phones reception to see if they can help out. Condoms? Of course sir. Should I put them on your bill? ...
No way! If you did that I'd suffocate!
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How do male homosexuals play duck duck goose?
They play assassin.
So a family practitioner, a gynecologist, a surgeon, and a mortician go duck hunting....
NOTE BEFORE YOU READ: This joke is most often told amongst doctors, and you need to know a little bit about medical sub-specialties to get it.
A family practitioner, a gynecologist, a surgeon, and a mortician go hunting.
After a while in the woods, they spot a bird flying overhead. The family practitioner starts to aim at it, but stops when he realizes that he's not sure if it's a duck. The gynecologist starts to point at it, but stops when he realizes he's not sure if it's a male duck or a female duck.
Meanwhile, the surgeon blows the bird away. He chews his lip for a second, then turns to the mortician.
He tells him, "Go see if that was a duck."
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