Male And Female Jokes
38 male and female jokes and hilarious male and female puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about male and female that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Male And Female Short Jokes
Short male and female jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The male and female humour may include short men and women jokes also.
- How to determine the gender of your cat ? pour some milk in a bowl and place it next to the cat, if she drinks it, your cat is a female, but if he drinks it, the cat is a male
- is google male or female? female: because it refuses to let me finish a sentence before making suggestions
- TIL that Saudi Arabia has over 130 males for every 100 females in the country It must be awesome to be a woman in Saudi Arabia!
- Why are genies always male? Well, there are female genies, but the men who find their lamp never know how to rub it just right.
- A male snake charmer married a female undertaker.. Their bath towel read "Hiss" and "Hearse"
- How do you tell the difference between Male and Female ghosts? One has boooooobs.
The other gets full pay at their jobs. - Wound you be rich if you had 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? Of course you would, you'd have 100 sows and bucks
- -Mom, is God black or white? \-Both, mother answers
\-Is he male of female?
\-Both
\-Mom, is Michael Jackson God? - How do you tell the difference between a male and female chromosome? You pull down it's genes!
- Me: You know, the female black widow spider kills the male spider after mating. I don't understand why? Wife: I'm pretty sure it's to stop the male from snoring before it starts
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Male And Female One Liners
Which male and female one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with male and female? I can suggest the ones about females males and male female.
- When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body Then I was born
- all ants are female because if they were male, they would be called uncles
- Newton's third law of Emotion. For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
- How does a male farmer win the heart of a female farmer? Attract her.
- Most people don't realize that Iron Man.. Is a Fe-male.
- What do you call Iron Man's transgender cousin? Fe-male
- What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? A hundred sows and bucks.
- How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, a male and a female
- Why did Iron Man become a trans woman? Because she realized she was Fe-male!
- What do you name the male and female twin monkeys? Abe and Anna
- How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? You pull down its genes.
- I found out today my brother's bi-polar. Apparently he likes male and female polar bears.
- What did the male alpaca say to the female alpaca? Como te llama
- What do you call a female goose who feels they should've been born male Transgander
- How does a male potato chip mate with a female potato chip? He Lay's on her.
Happy Male And Female Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about male and female you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean men women jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make male and female pranks.
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Interviewing Arab for US visa
Interviewing an arab for a visa
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: s**...?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, d**..., any style
Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast
How big of a difference is there between the male and female reproductive system?
There's a vas deferens.
My mate went to Alaska and fell in love with both a male and female bear...
He's Bipolar..
They say the male and female reproductive system is very similar
But I think there's a vas deferens
What do you call male and female Jewish baristas?
Hebrews and Shebrews.
What's the difference between a male and female chocolate Easter bunny?
About a quarter inch of chocolate
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Chris Christie's name...
Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like
Eric Erica
Daniel Danielle
or Bruce Caitlyn
Did you hear about the beach that was into both male and female beaches?
It was bicoastal.
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What do you call someone who loves both male and female prostitutes?
A buy-s**...
How do you diffirentiate between male and female ant?
If it sinks, its a sheant
If it floats, its boyant
There are 2 kinds of people...
male and female
Someone once told that there's little difference between the male and female reproductive systems. But in reality...
There's a vas deferens.
How to distinguish between the meows of male and female cats:
1. Listen intently to the meow
2. Take a peek at their genitalia.
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What do you call a person who is born with both male and female genitalia?
A cuntcocktion.
What do you call a person who kinda sorta looks like both male and female?
Androgynish
What do you call a planet with male and female genitalia?
Venus
A nine-year-old boy asks his mother...
'Is God male or female?' After thinking for a moment, the mother responds, 'Well, God is both male and female.'
This confuses the lad, so he asks, 'Is god black or white?'
'Well', she says, 'God is both black and white.'
This really confuses the boy, so he asks, 'Is God gay or straight?' Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to stay consistent, the mother answers, 'Honey, God is both gay and straight.'
At this the little boy's face lights up with understanding, and he triumphantly asks, 'Is Michael Jackson God?'
Two onions, male and female, knock into each other on the street...
...An affair begins. Onion romance has occurred.
They tie the knot; several months later they have a baby onion.
Father onion takes another shift to make ends meet.
Mother onion is encumbered with house work one day, much distracted.
Baby onion wanders out the open door unsupervised. It crosses the sidewalk and is hit by a car.
At the hospital mother and father onion pace up and down the hospital corridor, crying.
A team of surgeons try all night to save baby onion's life.
Towards dawn the doors to the hospital room open. A doctor walks out, sweating.
Father onion asks "well, what, how is baby onion?"
The surgeon says "well he'll live, but I'm afraid he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life."
Computer gender joke
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is impossible to understand for everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem;
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model.
