Following is our collection of funniest Malaysian jokes. There are some malaysian inflight jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these malaysian laotian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.
One is Malaysian, one Laotian, one Burmese and the other Vietnamese. As they walk in, the doorman stops them and says, "sorry gentlemen, I can't let you in without a Thai."
The light bulb was right here just a second ago.
Let's all spare a few moments of silence for the man who told his wife he was going to China on that Malaysian flight no MH. 370 and now can't come out of his girlfriend's flat.
who told his wife that he was going to China for a meeting and now can't leave his girlfriend's apartment.
Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.
He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere.
Please spare a thought and your sympathy for the man who told his wife he was going to China on Malaysian Airlines flight MH370...
And now can't come out of his girlfriend's apartment.
On the rocks
Malaysian Airline
He got shot down.
You can explore malaysian plane reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean malaysian biplane dad jokes. There are also malaysian puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
... I've heard that Malaysian Air is considering offering 1/2 way tickets.
Must be thinking about the flight home already.
Because it goes down easily
The first one got no response and the second one was shot down in flames
Are set to release Malaysian airlines boxset.
The barman refuses to serve them because they don't have any Thais
Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane
The black man intentionally went missing.
Said the Malaysian shark.
but I was too scared my computer was gonna crash
But I couldn't find it.
Because they all have terrible pilots.
"Check out this awesome plane I got! I hear Malaysian is a pretty rare brand."
"Nah man, they aren't; I got one too."
They both think they can fly.
Said the Malaysian shark.
looks like they're out to prove that it is the journey, not the destination, that matters most.
A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
About a Buk
It's simple. If you see a Malaysian Airlines jet in the sky, take a shot.
But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card.
I figured I could just wash up on shore.
It just fell off the radar
What were they thinking, not going with "Durian Durian"?
I just figured that I'd wash up on the beach instead.
Malaysian politics.
Malaysian prime minister.
Malaysian election 2018
_now ready for downvotes
The American says: "We have the best stealth planes ever. We can fly our B-2 stealth bomber over Beijing and the Chinese will never see."
The Russian, not willing to be out done, says "We also have good stealth planes, so stealthy like Khrushchev and very accurate. 100% not bootleg."
The Malaysian said, "I have the best stealth plane. MH370 hasn't been found for 4 years."
in which whoever rings a bell first loses, who will win?
The Korean, because Malaysian Ringgit, and Korean Won.
....but don't know where it went.
ive ever watched on netflix is about a chinese couple who didnt board the Malaysian flight 370 (one that disappeared) when they should have done. All sorts of conspiracy theories. worth a watch, highly recommended.
It's called 2 wongs dont make a flight
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the malaysian malay jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working malaysian boeing piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.