Following is our collection of plane puns and inflight one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Malaysian jokes for adults, dirty biplane jokes and clean laotian dad gags for kids.
That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.
The first one got no response and the second one was shot down in flames
One is Malaysian, one Laotian, one Burmese and the other Vietnamese. As they walk in, the doorman stops them and says, "sorry gentlemen, I can't let you in without a Thai."
Said the Malaysian shark.
Because they all have terrible pilots.
He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere.
Let's all spare a few moments of silence for the man who told his wife he was going to China on that Malaysian flight no MH. 370 and now can't come out of his girlfriend's flat.
Please spare a thought and your sympathy for the man who told his wife he was going to China on Malaysian Airlines flight MH370...
And now can't come out of his girlfriend's apartment.
but I was too scared my computer was gonna crash
On the rocks
They both think they can fly.
A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
The American says: "We have the best stealth planes ever. We can fly our B-2 stealth bomber over Beijing and the Chinese will never see."
The Russian, not willing to be out done, says "We also have good stealth planes, so stealthy like Khrushchev and very accurate. 100% not bootleg."
The Malaysian said, "I have the best stealth plane. MH370 hasn't been found for 4 years."
I figured I could just wash up on shore.
....but don't know where it went.
Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.
It's simple. If you see a Malaysian Airlines jet in the sky, take a shot.
I just figured that I'd wash up on the beach instead.
Must be thinking about the flight home already.
ive ever watched on netflix is about a chinese couple who didnt board the Malaysian flight 370 (one that disappeared) when they should have done. All sorts of conspiracy theories. worth a watch, highly recommended.
It's called 2 wongs dont make a flight
What were they thinking, not going with "Durian Durian"?
Because it goes down easily
It just fell off the radar
"Check out this awesome plane I got! I hear Malaysian is a pretty rare brand."
"Nah man, they aren't; I got one too."
... I've heard that Malaysian Air is considering offering 1/2 way tickets.
But I couldn't find it.
Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane
who told his wife that he was going to China for a meeting and now can't leave his girlfriend's apartment.
But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card.
About a Buk
Are set to release Malaysian airlines boxset.
He got shot down.
Malaysian Airline
looks like they're out to prove that it is the journey, not the destination, that matters most.
The barman refuses to serve them because they don't have any Thais
The light bulb was right here just a second ago.
in which whoever rings a bell first loses, who will win?
The Korean, because Malaysian Ringgit, and Korean Won.
Malaysian politics.
Malaysian prime minister.
Malaysian election 2018
_now ready for downvotes
Said the Malaysian shark.
The black man intentionally went missing.
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