Malaysian Airlines Jokes

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1. Malaysian Airlines and United should merge That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.
2. I heard some guy tell two terrible Malaysian Airline jokes... The first one got no response and the second one was shot down in flames
3. Last time I flew on Malaysian Airlines, I decided not to shower first. I figured I could just wash up on shore.
4. Do you want to play a Russian drinking game? It's simple. If you see a Malaysian Airlines jet in the sky, take a shot.
5. Last time I flew Malaysian Airlines I didn't shower first I just figured that I'd wash up on the beach instead.
6. My father said his Computer crashed... I asked him, what he did.
   "I googled 'Malaysian Airlines'", he replied.
7. What is the difference between an Malaysian airline plane and a black man? The black man intentionally went missing.
8. The only line I would hate to be stuck in more than long lines are........ Malaysian Airline
9. the whole Malaysian Airlines thing is fascinating looks like they're out to prove that it is the journey, not the destination, that matters most.
10. Did you hear about the Asian pirate? He's pretty worried about working for Malaysian Airlines.

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Malaysian Airlines One Liners

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1. "I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time." Said the Malaysian shark.
2. How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks? On the rocks
3. What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines? They both think they can fly.
4. What is empty and spins round and round? A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
5. I was going to watch a documentary on the Malaysian Airlines But I couldn't find it.
6. How much does it cost to shoot down a Malaysian airliner? About a Buk
7. Airline food is terrible Said the Malaysian shark.
8. How do you prevent 9/11? Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.
9. What Airline do Neckbeards use? Ma-laysian
10. Where's Malaysian Airlines? In a pineapple under the sea
11. Is your name Malaysian Airlines? Cause baby, i'm lost in you.
12. Air c**... Investigation... Are set to release Malaysian airlines boxset.

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