The Best 36 Malaysia Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Malaysia jokes. There are some malaysia airline jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these malaysia lei puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Malaysia Jokes and Puns

Malaysian Airlines and United should merge

That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.

How many Malaysians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The light bulb was right here just a second ago.

Finally some good news for the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370.

Their luggage has landed safely in Manchester.

Malaysia joke, Finally some good news for the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

A Malaysian man buys a new phone...

He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere.

The Only Malaysian Airlines Survivor

Please spare a thought and your sympathy for the man who told his wife he was going to China on Malaysian Airlines flight MH370...

And now can't come out of his girlfriend's apartment.

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Malaysia joke, How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

The Malaysian athletes at the Commonwealth Games are looking very nervous

Must be thinking about the flight home already.

Malaysian food is the best!

Because it goes down easily

Between the Boko Haram schoolgirl abductions and the recent Malaysia Airlines incidents...

I'm starting to doubt if we'll ever see an intact black box ever again.

So I'm not showing up to any Halloween parties this year...

I'll be telling everyone I'm Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.

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What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia?


Some guy at the bar I went to last night told two horrible jokes about Malaysia Airlines.

The first one received no response and the second one was shot down in flames.

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

They just found the Wings of the Malaysia Airlines Flight 370!

Now they just need to find the Wongs.

What did one shark say to the other?

These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad.

Malaysia joke, What did one shark say to the other?

the whole Malaysian Airlines thing is fascinating

looks like they're out to prove that it is the journey, not the destination, that matters most.

Anyone need a job?

I hear Malaysia Airlines is looking for people.

^im ^so ^sorry

What did the Italians say to Malaysia after they auditioned for the talent show?

You Singapore.

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

Malaysia has some of the world's best magicians

They make entire planes disappear.

Have you guys heard the one about the National Security Council (NSC) Bill in Malaysia?


As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader of the century

But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card.

I went skydiving recently

Yeah it was bundled with the Malaysia airlines ticket I bought.

North Korea VS Malaysia

In Malaysia cement will kill you

BUSINESS COMPANY TOWN 'Beauty and the Beast' won't be shown in Malaysia after Disney refuses to cut gay scene

Disney's argument was: "Things don't just disappear Malaysia! This aren't airplanes!"

Malaysia Airlines may get lost

but at least you'll never lose your seat.

There is a Malaysian '80s cover band called "The Union."

What were they thinking, not going with "Durian Durian"?

Did you know that Malaysia created a stealth plane in 2014



That's a pretty sick name.

If a Malaysian and a Korean took part in a competition...

in which whoever rings a bell first loses, who will win?

The Korean, because Malaysian Ringgit, and Korean Won.

An often-forgotten but great benefit to using Malaysia Airlines is that you never have to shower before boarding

They always let you wash up on shore later

I posted a great joke with a ton of upvotes about Malaysia Airlines Flight 370...

But it's gone and I don't know what happened to it...!

What lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Malaysia flight 370

Sometimes my jokes are like Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

They don't land.

Here's a pun: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

I'm sorry, that joke probably didn't land.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the malaysia airports jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working malaysia wheely piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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